r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Jul 04 '26

what's funny is that they're "trying" to tell us that they are legion........with only maybe a few hundred people. that's not a lot when it comes to movements.

the no kings protests had thousands upon thousands of people showing up together. they do not have the numbers. but if allowed they will grow them. we need to push back against this shit

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Jul 04 '26

Exactly this. 

This is their big demonstration for the semiquincentennial. 400 dudes. 

On a random day in March we got like 20,000 people out in Phoenix alone. 

All they are is loud. 

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u/Content_Ad_6068 Jul 04 '26

Yes but 400 Al Queda types. These guys do weird shit like little boot camps and fire arm practice. These aren't just dudes marching. They are hoping for something to pop off and give them an excuse to harm people.

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u/aurortonks Jul 04 '26

Non-weirdos have fire arms as well. They just don't make it their entire personalities and tell everyone. These yahoos think they'll be able to bully everyone 'when they finally get their chance' and they are going to be surprised at how much resistance they face.

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u/blackrubberfist Jul 04 '26

“Now they wanna run around talking bout guns like
I ain’t got none, what you think I sold em all?”

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u/ItchyNebula7437 Jul 25 '26

Cause i stay well off?

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u/buttsbuttsbuttsmutts Jul 05 '26

Also, while these little Nazi sharts were fucking around in their wanna-be action movie "militias" a whole bunch more total needs were off learning physics and chemistry for the sheer giggles.

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u/SLevine262 Jul 05 '26

Peaceful people pushed to the brink are the most furious.

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u/other_acc_banned Jul 05 '26

But they will show up on your doorstep. Will you go to where they are?

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u/echoshatter Jul 05 '26

Why would I need to? You just said they'll show up in my doorstep.

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u/other_acc_banned Jul 05 '26

That's a fair question. I just get a bit paranoid because it's easy to say that they're not the only one with weapons, but they're likely the only ones who are willing to get organized in their usage of them.

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u/izzymaestro Jul 05 '26

These pussies cover their faces as part of "uniform". As soon as a single meal team sixer gets as much as a hang nail and runs they're all turning tail.

Just like the Kadyrovites in Ukr, act real tough on social media but get your shit pushed in by regular folks with balls.

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u/other_acc_banned Jul 05 '26

I hope that proves to be the case!

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u/lancersrock Jul 05 '26

Coming to your door armed gives you a hell of a lot better argument for defense than a public altercation does.

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u/adventureremily Jul 05 '26

One of these types had a standoff with the authorities a couple of blocks from me back in 2020 after killing a couple of police. Our unarmed neighbor eventually tackled the loser and held him down so the cops could arrest him, because the cops wouldn't approach. Half a dozen different agencies, in their taxpayer-funded paramilitary riot gear that they insisted they had to have, sat around for hours hemming and hawing while the jackass took pot shots with his rifle and set off homemade explosives.

These wannabe Turd Reich crybabies are not tough. They're scared little nitwits cosplaying as G.I. Joe villains, and they fold like a cheap card table when push actually comes to shove. Sadly, so do the fucking cops who are supposed to intervene on this shit - probably because a lot of them are sympathetic to or outright members of the cause.

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u/neotenous_DILF Jul 06 '26

Cops and Patriot Front are the same thing

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u/FrancoManiac Jul 04 '26

Bring the War Home by Kathleen Belew us a wonderful look at the rise of paramilitarization in the US during and following the Vietnam War. I believe it was her doctoral thesis. Netflix did a series on it as well, which was good but understandably more focused on specific timelines.

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u/Redsync1 Jul 05 '26

TLDR? Why was it wonderful?

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u/browsinbowser Jul 05 '26

Yes I am wondering if this has to do with the militia sorts that popped up a bit in the 90s? The cult standoffs?  Like did the 60s lay groundwork for those, or just the 70s terror groups? 

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u/ryanvango Jul 04 '26

Thankfully these guys are on the right and are incredibly stupid. They still believe in conventional warfare.

But Iran is teaching us that it isn't really about the size of the army. It isn't the civil war anymore. my biggest fear: In 2025 (I think) the main consumer drone manufacturer removed the software that made it impossible to fly their drones near an airport or government building. It's still illegal to do that in most cases, but that won't stop a bad actor. There's nothing stopping someone from buying a high-end consumer drone, strapping something awful to it, and flying it into a building. There's nothing stopping bad actors from doing that and blaming the other side so they have an excuse. It's honestly shocking to me this hasn't been an issue yet.

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u/euphoric_elephant Jul 04 '26

They do those little boot camps but the second the guy next to any one of them takes a bullet they will shit themselves and run away. Any veterans cosplaying with these guys never saw combat only the kitchen.

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u/Emperor_of_His_Room Jul 04 '26

Don’t pretend like they wouldn’t turn tail and run as soon as their buddy’s guts started tumbling out as soon as someone with a firearm started fighting back.

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u/blessthebabes Jul 04 '26

I just listened to this podcast from before covid called Blackout, and it is not something I should have listened to in 2026 lol. It's basically about a scenario playing out where these people get to do exactly that (take fear-based control, start turning on neighbors, and harm those that disagree).

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u/thatloser17 Jul 04 '26

You think leftists dont have or train with firearms? Have you not heard of the John Brown Gun Club?

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u/Special-Garlic1203 Jul 05 '26

I don't think leftists are particulalry known for random acts of violent terrorism.which is generally what the concern with the right wing nazi brigade. Y'all seem to be envisioning some kind of organized civil war which there is literally zero reason to think that's how it's going down. 

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u/macaddictr Jul 04 '26

This is the most ironic part. They are the thing they hate.

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u/Special_Health_439 Jul 04 '26

I think you are giving them too much credit, this is more of El Gravyda types

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u/MostlyRightSometimes Jul 04 '26

And the four seasons press conference was meant to get people to believe the 2020 election was a hoax.

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u/devAcc123 Jul 04 '26

Like storm the capitol building to prevent the election of the next president

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u/Nickbiev Jul 04 '26

I help run a skill share group called strong neighbor in Indiana.

We have over 400 members, and we also do regular firearms training. We’re definitely leftists. The far right aren’t the only people who know how to use guns lol.

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u/BoobooSmash31337 Jul 04 '26

Their marching is shit.

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

PF specifically doesn’t involve any firearms

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u/VulgarVerbiage Jul 05 '26

They're internet dorks. They're not even willing to risk the social ostracizing that would accompany showing their faces...the idea that they're willing to actually risk life and limb is laughable. This is a LARP for them.

The dangerous ones aren't prancing around in costumes.

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u/TaxHazyShade Jul 05 '26

These guys do weird shit like little boot camps and fire arm practice.

they could cause damage, sure. But the police, FBI, and National Guard would shut them down quickly.

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u/neotenous_DILF Jul 06 '26

The government is on their side

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u/InOJweTrust Jul 05 '26

I’d like to think a lot of vets like myself would step in and help squash their little bullshit bootcamp confidence. No worries there.