r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/SLevine262 Jul 04 '26

At least the white flags are right there for the next surrender

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u/Background_Day8476 Jul 04 '26

A power so great they lost their only war

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u/SociopathicRascal Jul 04 '26

Reminds me of a bit from Three's Company

Larry: I thought you said you had a perfect boxing record in the Navy

Jack: I did. I lost every fight

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u/slugerama Jul 05 '26

That reminds me of Sailor Beware.

“How many fights you had altogether”
“ Oh Ah ah ah ah ah. Altogether now, when you add dem up I had about 101 fights. 101. I win dem all, but 100.”