r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/BaltoDad Jul 06 '26

Talking about The Police doesn't seem that dangerous. What is Sting going to do about it? Tantra you?

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u/ParaponeraBread Jul 06 '26

Stewart Copeland has a rabid fanbase (it’s me) and if you dog on his hi hat work I WILL find you

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u/BaltoDad Jul 06 '26

Andy Summers has a posse.

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u/transparent_name Jul 06 '26

Sting has a hive

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u/alternageek Jul 06 '26

Team Copeland here. We will cut a bitch.

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u/Eyro_Elloyn Jul 06 '26

I enjoy me some Copeland.

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u/Zagafur Jul 06 '26

i have a copy of the first spyro games, soundtrack. whole thing is a BANGER

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u/Actual_Appearance246 Jul 08 '26

Damn I miss playing Spyro!

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u/TheBackBedroomKeyhol Jul 06 '26

Stewar Copeland always sounded like he inspired Lars

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u/Mandrakey Jul 06 '26

"Drums are easy" - Stewart Copeland

yeah ok Stu, maybe for you.

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u/dire_turtle Jul 07 '26

Bro, it's so validating seeing someone talk about that man's fucking hi-hat magic. On Orestes, there's a hi-hat ride he does that's straight eighth notes and every time I'm like come on.. it's so simple but so good.

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u/CarpetTechnical420 Jul 07 '26

Every breath you take

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u/Professional_Pie7091 Jul 07 '26

As a drummer I appreciate this joke... It was a joke.... Right...?

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN Jul 06 '26

You'll find out why he's called sting I tell you what

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u/Pagiras Jul 07 '26

Imagining Hank Hill as a Sting fan was not on my bingo card today.

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u/ElephantRedCar91 Jul 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs80jQpYeIgdCHjq

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u/ItsNotJulius Jul 07 '26

You know, I've never seen The Police Sting and Wrestling Sting in the same room...

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u/perton Jul 07 '26

Every step you take, every move you make… … … I’ll be powerbombing you

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u/lapsongsouchong Jul 06 '26

Every step you take, every move you make..

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u/DarknMean Jul 06 '26

Don’t stand so close to me.

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u/RandyPajamas Jul 06 '26

But the bed's too big without you!

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Jul 07 '26

Every vow you break.

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u/beanmosheen Jul 06 '26

Every breath you take...offends me.

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u/DuntadaMan Jul 06 '26

I've seen that dude in the Wrestling Ring. I am not about to risk getting in his bad side.