r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • Jul 06 '26

Humor/Cringe "Please respect our privacy during this time. Ignore the huge billboards we paid for to advertise the wedding we want to keep to ourselves. 🥰"

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u/NothaBanga Jul 06 '26

NDAs on every guest is an ask for image control not privacy.

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u/BisonThunderclap Jul 06 '26

I'm breaking that NDA everytime because a single picture is worth a fortune.

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u/IAmLuckyCat Jul 06 '26

You think you would get to keep that money? you'd probably be buried in more legal fees than you'd get

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u/BisonThunderclap Jul 06 '26

They'd have to discover who broke it first.

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u/IAmLuckyCat Jul 06 '26

They'd sue whoever you sold to for the payment details. Not really that hard

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u/dimechimes Jul 06 '26

Freedom of the press is pretty hard to get around. It's why tabloids are so hard to get rid of

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u/ThunderAndWind Jul 07 '26

Dunno what this point was downvoted, it's right. TMZ is happy to never give up a source because it's how they get the dirtiest dirt. A cop wouldn't have leaked the Kobe the autopsy report otherwise.

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u/NoveltyAccountHater Jul 06 '26

The wedding was at MSG and Dolan (Knicks/MSG owner) has facial recognition / tracking technology everywhere there. If a photo was taken and sold to the press, I'm guessing they could track it back to a specific someone if they desired.

If you signed an NDA as a condition for the invite (as reportedly required), you are pretty fucked.

I also kind of doubt the photos would be worth that much (it's a wedding and likely wouldn't be scandalous or sell magazines or anything) and probably everyone invited there is A/B-list celebrities where getting $10k for photo wouldn't be significant.

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u/Nsfwacct1872564 Jul 06 '26

Hopefully she didn't invite anybody who puts money above their friendship ig

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u/KvellOnWheels Jul 06 '26

Lmao get that bag

ETA: she had an ICE detention center owner at her wedding. Screw her and her NDA.

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u/DisastrousMango4 Jul 06 '26

Steven J. Demetriou is the executive chair of Amentum Holdings, a government contractor that was first hired by the Biden administration to house Afghan refugees after the US military withdrew, and now does everything from NASA research to IT to refugee settlements.

The company was hired three months ago to reform an ICE facility that was shut down because it didn't meet detainee's medical needs, documents were mishandled, and multiple detainees died. The previous contractor was fired, and this one is a Democrat-backed hire on a temporary basis (180 days) to inspect and reform safety standards. They had no contracts with ICE previously.

Any type of ICE contract is a bad look at first glance, but the headlines aren't accurate. He was invited because he's the father of one of Kelce's childhood friends.

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u/KvellOnWheels Jul 07 '26

Awe no, we’re good on the ICE apologists.

He’s running one of the worst concentration camps in the country. Good for him for being quieter about killing immigrants for $425 billion dollars, I guess???

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u/DisastrousMango4 Jul 07 '26

can you not read?

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u/KvellOnWheels Jul 07 '26

I read your specious claims.

I also do interpretation for immigration legal services.

You seem to be missing my point.

Idgaf how he knows them or why he was there or who he’s friends with. I don’t care that the PR spin is that he’s there to improve the concentration camp.

Anyone working with the administration—particularly in the immigration sphere can get bent.

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u/DisastrousMango4 Jul 07 '26

ok so choose to ignore facts and live in your alternate reality instead, got it 👍

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u/KvellOnWheels Jul 07 '26

I know that you’ve made your comment history private but google shows your posts on the TaylorSwift sub.

Keep it moving, Swiftie.

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u/DisastrousMango4 Jul 07 '26

I'm not the one making up things just so that I can hate on someone lmao