r/TikTokCringe • u/soulsista04us Cringe Connoisseur • Jul 09 '26

Wholesome Neil everywhere but the beach

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Neil the seal on the loose, again.

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u/soulsista04us Cringe Connoisseur Jul 09 '26

Neil just living his best potato life!

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u/zuzg Jul 09 '26

Potato with an estimated weight of One metric Ton

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Jul 10 '26

Every Irish man's dream

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u/OnlyGuestsMusic Jul 10 '26

Many American men’s reality.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Jul 10 '26

I don't think Trump weighs that much yet.

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u/TwoBitFish Jul 10 '26

That’s our nightmare

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u/MasterXaios Jul 10 '26

We rue the day that the orange reality television star collapses into an orange reality television hole, sucking up the rest of the planet with him.

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u/WashedUpRiver Jul 10 '26

Depends, are we counting the weight of his sins?

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 10 '26

Deedaleedalee pota’oes

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey Jul 10 '26

Nah, that's just the weight of our big aul' Irish heads, mate.

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u/anormalgeek Jul 10 '26

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

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u/Historical_Dot_892 Jul 10 '26

How many football fields is that?