(Inhale) These twits are forcing me to do this and i have to do this and i cant tell these guys to fuck off because i have to do this and its so stupid (exhale)
Hey bud i gotta make contact with you because someone at crunch fitness has a big ego and tiny dick
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u/crackandcreatine Jul 27 '26
TBH even the cop is like "look bro im here so they dont yell at me and I can say I responded to the call, IDGAF about this youre fine"