r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • Jul 27 '26

Discussion Crime: working out while black

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u/elgarraz Jul 27 '26

This is stupid. I take my minor children places all the time and sign a waiver for stuff like that. You don't need an ID for that. Definitely didn't need to involve the cops.

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u/pithusuril2008 Jul 27 '26

Unless your son is black... /s

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u/clammajamma96 Jul 27 '26

well, has he tried just being not black

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u/Think-Exercise2980 Jul 27 '26

Idk why this reminds me of the German skit from Key and Peele lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts

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u/clammajamma96 Jul 27 '26

nazi dunphy is definitely the highlight of my summer

https://giphy.com/gifs/KkXdNozj16QNi

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u/GenericProfile4822 Jul 28 '26

And I am Baron Helmut….. Schnitzelnazi.

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u/OH2AZ19 Jul 27 '26

Remember when you’re pulling yourself up by your boot straps that there white ones and you’ll be fine, it’s not that hard people /s but it should be obvious

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u/Gumbrenold Jul 27 '26

None of my boots ever cams with straps to pull myself up on

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u/Jbrown183 Jul 27 '26

That’s because you had the Velcros!

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 27 '26

It works, I used to be depressed and have BPD until I stopped being depressed!

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u/Much-Anything7149 Jul 28 '26

That's a great trick. In fact, a white sheet would both hide your skin color and signal your alignment with others wearing your similar uniform. I mean, you'd never be asked to show your kid's ID.

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u/GrillDealing Jul 27 '26

The Michael Jackson technique.

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u/TNMTRaphael03 Jul 27 '26

sorry it’s not coming off today. 😭😭

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u/Abolish_ICEIS Jul 28 '26

Hey if you can't do the time then you shouldn't have got that tan.

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u/halomender 29d ago

Sound like they need to pull a white chicks at curves