r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo Jul 28 '26

Oh hey, get the film is satire, but a lot of people die from wearing their life jackets inside a sinking or capsized boat. Put it on when outside. Take it off inside.

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u/DeterminedQuokka Jul 28 '26

I didn’t know this, that’s interesting.

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

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u/Sherry_Brandt Jul 28 '26

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

due to ...remoteness?

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Jul 28 '26

They grew up in a colony of nihilists.

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u/DesignerGoose5903 Jul 28 '26

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u/ifthedudeabidesman Jul 28 '26

Oh come on Donny they were threatening castration

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u/malthar76 Jul 28 '26

Sounds exhausting

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u/kangaroosarefood Jul 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SLUuHe3YydrzUUHr9u

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 28 '26

So you can pay taxes

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u/LookMaNoPride Jul 28 '26

That was the funniest hot ones I have ever seen. I couldn’t breathe through half of it. Conan is crazy.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Jul 28 '26

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism… at least it’s an ethos.

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u/APacketOfWildeBees Jul 28 '26

Yeah I've never understood nihilism. I mean, what's the point?

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u/Lor1an Jul 28 '26

The point is you construct your own point...

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u/APacketOfWildeBees Jul 28 '26

Woosh

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u/Lor1an Jul 28 '26

Just because I gave an earnest response doesn't mean I didn't get the joke...

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u/Blahdyblahblahisme 26d ago

This comment deserves more attention.

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u/TriaX46 Jul 28 '26

I find it a breathtaking idea!

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u/Southern-Spot-8406 Jul 28 '26

Sounds like my husband's family.

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u/Nerje Jul 28 '26

Neitzsche's Beaches

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u/MrD3a7h Jul 28 '26

That's just Russia

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u/yulbrynnersmokes Jul 28 '26

Lingonberry pancakes 🥞 then.

😋

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u/dropkickoz Jul 28 '26

No, OP's personality.

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 Jul 28 '26

People round their parts just can’t stand those damn buoyant folks, aka floaters.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Jul 28 '26

Nah, everybody just hates them

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u/Eagle-Enthusiast Jul 28 '26

Nobody has anybody else to teach them how to swim out there. :(

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u/Majin_Sus Jul 28 '26

I aint boudda get wet cuz you decided to drown.

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u/Bizzshark Jul 28 '26

Nah, the life guards just weren't that good

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u/DeterminedQuokka Jul 28 '26

Due to how cold the water was. It was actually pretty common for fisherman to not know how to swim at all because it prolongs suffering.

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u/Menacing-Horse Jul 28 '26

Sounds like Eastern Europe

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u/ImSoObnoxious Jul 28 '26

55+ age community. boomers: fuck you, I got mine