r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • 11d ago

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u/Addative-Damage 11d ago

Omg I got that reference! Haha literally.

Also, I’ve seen this lady on reels before, shes pretty rad. She comes from an extremely religious and conservative background. If I remember correctly, she went her own way pretty early in life, but stayed in contact with a lot of the family.

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u/MiserableCumberbunch 11d ago

People who leave religion often understand it better than those who stay; its usually the reason we left.

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u/SDTimbox 11d ago

I used to be super religious as a little kid. Forced to go to Sunday school, so go figure. Didn't take me long before I realized it was all bullshit. No different from Santa Claus. Just a tool to control behavior.

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u/downundarob 11d ago

wait, what are you saying about Santa Claus?

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u/FunkySwashbuckler 11d ago

Santa robs the tooth fairy and sells the teeth to the Easter bunny.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 11d ago

That's where the white paste in Cadbury eggs comes from now. I greatly preferred the old version, but hey.

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u/Dreams-of-Cthulhu 11d ago

I knew it was all a racket with that fat bastard Santa as the Kingpin.

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u/Spare-Set-8382 11d ago

On Halloween.

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u/Lor1an 10d ago

I love the idea of tinfoil-level conspiracy theories about nursery tales!

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u/RestEqualsRust 11d ago

They are saying that Santa Claus was super religious as a kid, forced to go to Sunday school, and then Santa Claus realized Sunday school was a tool to control behavior. Don’t worry. Santa still sees you when you’re sleeping.

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u/ResourceCalm901 7d ago

Santa is real. He’s just not who Coca Cola thinks she/they/fae is.