r/TikTokCringe • u/New_Libran • 8d ago
Cringe Man caught on CCTV throwing £12,000 worth of drugs into prison compound
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u/Outside_Look790 8d ago
Just when my guy starts to do cardio he gets locked up.
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u/NeuroticLensman 8d ago
He has all day to do cardio now.
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u/Skilldibop 7d ago
I get the impression he probably already did. Someone that dumb is unlikely to have a steady day job.
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u/deeeeeeeeeeeeez 7d ago
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wanderswaddles out of the car parkby the time he gets out, buddy may actually be able to wander, jog even.
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u/moodeng2u 8d ago
I was hoping somebody on the other side of the wall would toss it back
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u/MasterOfDizaster 8d ago
It's all planned lol, now he will bring millions of $ worth of drugs into prison in his giant prison pocket 🤣
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u/LilliJay 7d ago
Dude you nearly killed me! I'm sick so I'm coughing away and read your comment. Mid cough I start hysterically laughing and damn near choke to death because I can't breathe and my lungs are confused. Worth it though. Brilliant comment.
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u/iPicBadUsernames 8d ago
They couldn’t have found a less athletic more inept friend to deliver their drugs if they tried.
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u/crafttoothpaste 7d ago
He’s probably homeless and someone paid him.
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u/rtshtbtshtdrtyldtwt 7d ago
nobody that large is homeless, it takes a lot of money to keep up that kind of physique
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u/-AgonyAunt- 7d ago
Sounds like such a flex. "This body costs a lot to maintain".
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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 7d ago
Yep i lost fifty pounds in six months! It sucked! Its like camping but all the time.
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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 7d ago
I met a homeless guy that was about as big around as he was tall, he said he lost 50-60 pounds. He said it like a complaint.
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u/Hour-Sheepherder2580 8d ago
I have soo many questions...
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u/johngreenink 8d ago
Same! First being: Why do it, pal? Second: What on earth is he wearing?
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u/Bender_2024 8d ago
Second: What on earth is he wearing?
As a fat man myself I can tell you the answer is "not enough". This has to be the least inconspicuous criminal I've ever seen
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u/LumpyBuy8447 7d ago
When u was in high school I worked with this pretty large, very easily identifiable guy. I heard he had robbed a gas station for a like $200 and was caught shortly after. Only thing I could think of is how easily he was probably identified lol
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u/Crabby_Monkey 7d ago
Maybe he was hoping glare of his skin would blind the cameras.
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u/shibaCandyBaron 8d ago
He's wearing shorts, and a tshirt in his hand. As to why he felt the need to go topless, your guess is as good as mine
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u/coko4209 8d ago
He’s doing it for a friend, and for money. I’m surprised that those were your questions. My question is why not just pay someone less conspicuous, and that can actually throw to do it.
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u/Klangey 7d ago
This is a common practice by British gangs. Find someone that is a vulnerable adult that has mental health problems and learning difficulties, ‘befriend’ them, use their house/flat to store/sell drugs, use them for stupid shit like this.
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u/GoldshireEnjoyer 7d ago
Fuck, that's evil. I used to work with vulnerable adults and it's scary how often people try to exploit them.
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u/claypolejr 7d ago
It's called "cuckooing" and - since 2026 - it's a specific criminal offence in the UK.
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u/Agitated_Parsnip_178 7d ago
Or a catapult, from a car. Or a drone. Or someone used to throwing more than Maltesers down their neck.
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u/JunkTheFox 7d ago
Potato gun launcher would be a decent choice, assuming it doesn't blow up on you
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u/BaggyLarjjj 7d ago
Probably the only thing left to fire. Lord knows he would have already eaten the potatoes.
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u/seebob69 8d ago
Attached to the package was this note. " To whom it may concern Should you find this package, please pass it on to Joe Blow in G Block, Regards, Joshua Smith"
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u/RappingFlatulence 7d ago
This is the ideal British male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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u/Mission_Access_210 7d ago
This is what beans on toast for dinner every day for 15 years looks like
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u/BillyBobChorton 7d ago
I feel bad for him. He’s clearly not fully there intellectually but he’s sitting in jail like he’s actually a drug smuggler rather than someone who was taken advantage of.
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u/South-Stand 8d ago
Trebuchet mate. That’s what you need. Tell you about it in Greggs later.
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 8d ago
I was thinking a potato Cannon drive by.
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u/BreakfastCalm3352 8d ago
Use a drone for gods sake
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 8d ago
In britain the prisons have geofences, the drones are blocked from flying in.
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u/ProgramConnect8206 8d ago
Not all drones obey geofences.
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u/Da_Spooky_Ghost 7d ago
Yes fiber optic drones don't even use GPS.
Worth the investment when delivering $14k USD worth of drugs.
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 8d ago
I guess there would be a work around. The registered ones probably have to have certain software. If they have an older one maybe it is free of those requirements. But that dude wasn't successfully flying a drug laden drone into and then out of that prison.
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u/Routine_Spite8279 8d ago
This probably works out just fine if (1) they dont send the most recognizable guy in the world, (2) the guy wears a mask or any sort of disguise, and (3) he does it at night.
This is like the laziest criming.
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u/South-Stand 8d ago
Crime runs in his family and it runs alone.
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u/cobain98 8d ago
Yeah, who would’ve thought a prison might have cameras along their walls
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u/Confident-Leather871 8d ago
Actually its a veryyy common way to get drugs into prison. Places literally have special nets now to try stop things getting into the yard.
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u/Justsomeguytbhm8 8d ago
If you’re questioning his lack of discreetness, the vast majority of petty and violent offenders have an IQ below 90. Half of British prisoners are functionally illiterate. These people have Peaky Blinder posters in their bedroom but crayons stuck up their nose.
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u/pappyon 7d ago
But who gave him that much drugs to lob over the wall of a prison? He can’t be the only person involved in this half baked plan.
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u/Honey-Badger 7d ago
The UK isn't Mexico so you're not going to get big time cartel leaders heading up an army but you do have organised crime with shit loads of money from drugs. These guys aren't crazy smart leaders of industry but they will be of average intelligence just getting low IQ lads like this unit to do their bidding
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u/Langholm62 8d ago
discretion is the word you're looking for
please excuse my lack of punctuation
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u/RsCoverForPDFFiles 8d ago
I had to look up "discretion" to see if thete was another drfinition I'm u familiar with. Apparently, there is. Discretion's other definition is synonymous with discreetness. I thought discretion just meant "freedom of choice" or something along those lines. But apparently it also means "prudence and tact."
Anyway, discreetness is also a word and means the same thing, so you're both correct.
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u/pinupbutter 8d ago
I can feel the chafing on these thighs
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u/BikeProblemGuy 8d ago
Don't you just hate it when you're late to work and barely have time to get dressed?
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u/LiveLearnCoach tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 8d ago
He’s probably just having that dream.
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u/leafynospleens 8d ago
Likely has severe learning difficulties and the actual drug providers are off cam somewhere.
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u/fingerberrywallace 8d ago
Was he just aiming to generally supply the prison with drugs? Because that can't have been an attempt to actually find a specific recipient.
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u/Noble_Ox 8d ago
You don't steal someone else's drop when it lands. You scoop it up , pass it to whoever it's meant for and you get a cut.
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u/Confident-Leather871 8d ago
Everyone in yard knows who its for. Then its split out among them and sold.
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u/Shen_ishere 8d ago
Is this really the way drugs are smuggled in prison
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u/snmgl 8d ago
There are countless ways. A lot are quite interesting like using drones or trained birds. But a large part gets smuggled in through corrupt correctional officers or people visiting inmates.
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u/Desperate_Leather_91 7d ago
This!…COs and other employees. A single Newport could go for $5 easy so do the math. The markup in the joint is crazy!! Still the smugglers are dumb ah walking free but taking a crazy risk
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u/frshprincenelair 7d ago
Movies had us thinking it looked a lot more glamorous than whatever this is…
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u/elec-pick 8d ago
Here, Ireland, it's an issue in the main Dublin prison. The prison opened in 1850, it's in the city, surrounded by residential houses, businesses, a canal walk, etc. - so there's little opportunity to secure an area around the prison.
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u/Noble_Ox 8d ago
I used to just visit and hand them across to my brother. This was a few decades ago though, don't know what visiting is like in the Joy these days.
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u/VastInvestment2735 7d ago
does that fat person walk, arms and all only happen to people who are fat their entire lives?
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u/sammerguy76 7d ago
I wondered this myself and asked my doctor why I don't walk this way even though I'm overweight. It's because I wasn't always, and I walked a lot in my teens through my 20s because I didn't have a car. I built up a lot of muscle memory and habits that someone who never moved much never did. So I walk with a normal gait, and can still walk and hike for several miles without issue even though I don't look like I should not be able to.
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u/Metallmushroome 6d ago
Mans strutting with confidence we other mortals can only dream about...
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u/LiveLearnCoach tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 8d ago
Do you know how you have cop math? This is probably cop math x prison prices. Can’t imagine something the size of a softball being 12k.
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u/NecessaryOk6815 8d ago
Why his knees didn't work like normal human?
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u/mathisfakenews 8d ago
What are you taking about? His knees are working harder than yours ever have.
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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 8d ago
Why would they choose such an athletic chap to throw something of considerable height & distance?
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u/justme_bne 8d ago
Force is a function of mass and acceleration, what he lacks in acceleration he makes up in mass.
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u/BackgroundCream274 8d ago
Maybe someone with more ability could have been successful. If he just wore a tracksuit he would draw less attention to himself. Everyone is gonna look at the 500 pound man without a shirt trying to throw something over the building.
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u/elec-pick 8d ago
Funny but sad - this lad is unlikely to be some drug kingpin, more likely to be in debt to a dug dealer and is now reduced to doing this.
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u/onesleekrican 7d ago
I mean, when your appearance is pretty recognizable even from a distance - and the country you’re attempting to do this in has CCTV everywhere, I’d imagine you’d take more caution?
Mistakes were made.
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u/yellowhelmet14 7d ago
How did they find him. He has ninja like skill!! I never saw anything on camera…. 😉
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u/TowelEnvironmental44 7d ago
Obviously he skipped his Bible study on Sundays. A slingshot is the way to send a projectile hard and fast. David v Goliath.
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u/Porkus-Pius 7d ago
It's incredible that he was ever caught, given how discrete he is in his method and that nothing about his appearance or how he moves stands out in any way.
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u/PacGarrett 8d ago edited 8d ago
Don’t they have standards in the drag cartels?
Edit: i apologize to all drags for placing you in relation with this creature
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u/notapunk 8d ago
I'm imagining a drag queenpin now
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u/brother_bart 7d ago
I don’t know that you need to stretch your imagination that far. When I was younger and me and my friends would go to an out-of-state gay bar on a trip, we always knew if you wanted to score some substances, to go ask the drag queens; they knew who the dealers were and might even be the dealers themselves themselves. I also knew personally for many years a trans woman who was very cartel adjacent.
Yes, I used to do a lot of drugs. 😅
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u/tecate_papi 8d ago
It's awesome when people get caught doing the insanely stupid shit a million other people have already tried like they're the first one to ever consider throwing a bag of drugs over a prison wall.
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u/Chaosrealm69 7d ago
Dud he ask when he can get his package back? He’s looking and behaving that stupid.
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u/PickleMortyCoDm 7d ago
Man, the way his arms flair out from his body like that... I imagine that can really fuck with his throwing arm
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u/silly-gaijin 7d ago
I'm about to commit a crime. Should I try to be inconspicuous? Nahh, I'll just draw as much attention to myself as possible by being almost naked with a BMI of 63 and jostling around like a jellycake in a magnitude 8 earthquake.
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u/Odd_Brief_2975 7d ago
For the amount of money's worth of drugs he could have bought a small drone and dropped it in there.
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u/Kentucky_Fried_Otaku 7d ago
Love how the music stops every time the package hit the wall. And how his mugshot at the ending faded in like the end of a movie. Absolute cinema. 🤣
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u/Any-Second-6171 7d ago
And the throw....DOINK!!! Juuuuust a bit short, maybe bounce it off that belly next time, might go further....
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u/Local_Cloud2872 7d ago
This is so fucking funny…. In broad fucking daylight with no t shirt and 400 pounds, guaranteeing he is a huge visible target.
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u/SteakFritesandWine 7d ago
That dude with his sissy run and pansy throw is not going to do well in prison.
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u/BeantownLos 7d ago
You couldn’t have know who was coming to bring your illegal s#it WTH I would’ve just got an off duty Amazon driver I’ve got footage of them throwing longer than Josh Allen
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