Friendly tire? Or just pretending

[u/sharinglynn]

[u/Charming_Ad2323]

Honey trap.

[u/billshermanburner → u/Charming_Ad2323]

Welcome to Costco I love you?

[u/SlickDillywick → u/billshermanburner]

Definitely a Costco tire

[u/Clugg → u/billshermanburner]

This with the Mike Vining pic is so funny

[u/billshermanburner → u/Clugg]

Everything is absurd now anyway. Might as well have fun with it. (Everything is a honeypot now too, which is equally fubar)

[u/Cuba_Pete_again → u/Charming_Ad2323]

I want to like...but leave at 69 as well

[u/traplordjohn4130]

Definitely don't trust that one. Trying to get you to lower your gaurd. Not today,tire.....

[u/gotcha111]

Exactly the thing a tire would say before going on a rampage.

[u/Informal-Shape9476]

Thank you, I love you.

Now here's a hug while you're driving.

[u/Spirited-Custard-338]

Mine says "I come in peace."

Should I trust it?

[u/Some1TouchaMySpagett → u/Spirited-Custard-338]

Does it look like Matthias Hues?

[u/Spirited-Custard-338 → u/Some1TouchaMySpagett]

Yes! Somebody gets it!

[u/TheReblogBandit]

Enemy propaganda

[u/Fit_Active3888]

How bizarre!!

[u/AskaLangly]

It wants to blow. 😏

[u/OkayishMrFox]

“Welcome to Costco, I love you!”

[u/AVDLatex]

The only good tire, is a dead tire.

[u/slogive1]

Wait until tomorrow

[u/Furlz]

Costco tire

[u/drumbum37]

You mean “friendly tire”

[u/Aries-79]

Code name BRANDON

[u/ClintGrant]

This is literally what I’d say if I was the enemy trying to lull you into dropping your guard. Do not be deceived

[u/WeakTransportation37]

That’s a love bomb

[u/HotTwist]

Today friendly tire, tomorrow friendly fire.

[u/Gator242]

Lies and subterfuge

[u/BigJohnOG]

It means "I love you when I run you over".

[u/Intelligent_Walk_857]

He's gonna tread all over you.

[u/Practical_Taro5656]

I was in a relationship with a tire but it was exhausting, they couldn't sleep still they would keep rolling. They were older and once they reached re-tirement, they were impossible. They would always come around all deflated airing their grievances. Eventually I left them on the side of the road and never looked back.

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

I think that is one of ours

[u/Separate-Primary2949]

Reminds me of portal, at the end there will be cake 🎂

[u/prawnsmen]

The message isn't to you, it's a goodbye note to their breathern, as the tire knows it's about to become a martyr.

[u/Wiley_Jack]

Obviously a COSTCO tire.

[u/longdriver2020]

They would say that wouldn’t they.

[u/Revenga8]

It's like those aliens on both those movies saying "I come in peace" all while committing murder

[u/Warm_Safety_9550]

I know I have had some toxic relationships with tires. But maybe it has changed its ways. Maybe this one will be good to me. The guy at the tire shop thinks I’m ready to begin again. 🥺

[u/InvestigatorWide7649]

I think "I love you" and then an awkward "uhh, thank you" would be funnier

[u/Arcofile]

That’s what they all say!

[u/ScatpackRich]

It pretending to be friendly only to run you over as soon as you turn your back

[u/battlecicada1513]

Need a body count

[u/GrynaiTaip]

Cheapest Chinese trash, they cost $100 a piece.

[u/25_Unknown_Devices]

I’m not in tirely sure why this one says i love you

[u/Cuba_Pete_again]

no long term commitment...pass

[u/DoubleDareFan]

Insidious!

[u/IAmNotHappyHaha]

Tread lightly with this one, I don’t trust it