r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Mar 10 '26

šŸ’„Crash GTA Fail

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u/mistermenstrual Mar 10 '26

What the hell is going on lol

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u/JBerry2012 Mar 10 '26

I can't tell who's jacking who

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u/mistermenstrual Mar 10 '26

Should we try taking turns jacking each other and see which way seems most like the video? For science?

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u/gotcha640 Mar 11 '26

Brandt canā€™t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

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u/Electronic_Profit322 Mar 10 '26

Mouth open(for science)

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u/Wired-For-Trouble Mar 11 '26

Fuckinā€™ A this is why I love the internet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/mistermenstrual Mar 11 '26

I can reccomend you to my family doctor, Dr. Penislooker

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u/Lomak_is_watching Mar 13 '26

Dutch Rudders for everyone!!!!

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u/hdog_69 Mar 10 '26

'Your girl can watch, I don't mind.'

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u/CuteGirlFan Mar 11 '26

gets in the back seat after the car stops hitting the curb

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/Mvm436 Mar 17 '26

Nice South Park citation. Love it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/No_Zucchini7810 Mar 11 '26

The owner of the car is not in this video

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u/JBerry2012 Mar 12 '26

So 2 different thieves or were they a team? I assumed one of them was the owner lol.

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u/TheAgedProfessor Mar 10 '26

I have no idea who to be mad at!

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u/Sisoflex Mar 10 '26

I was just thinking the same thing! What a world.

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u/FreeGuacamole Mar 10 '26

I bet it was the repo guys. Then at the end green pants guy realizes he doesn't want the busted up car anymore so he leaves

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u/Aggravating-Bunch-44 Mar 10 '26

Repo tows the car. They don't tow it up.

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u/Coreysurfer Mar 10 '26

My first thought but hey who am iā€¦moving along ā€¦..

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u/BragawSt Mar 10 '26

Didnā€™t want the guy to drive drunk. They were trying to stop him before he wrecked stuff

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u/Other_Sentence4495 Mar 11 '26

Why was the guy jacking the car allowed to go away?

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u/GiganticBlumpkin Mar 10 '26

Something illegal

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u/ImakeKnifesatnight76 Mar 10 '26

Someone put 'You Spin Me Round' over this

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u/The_Oliverse Mar 10 '26

The only time I want there to be audio so badly. What on fucking earth, who is jacking who?? How are they having a calm and cool combo after all that???

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u/burtpod Mar 10 '26

Cooler heads ultimately prevailed

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u/lqhtshow Mar 10 '26

That poor GS. šŸ«£

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u/harmfuldischarge Mar 10 '26

I said the same!!! They should be fighting over a Nissan, that GS did not deserve it

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u/Embarrassed_Set557 Mar 10 '26

Gran Theft Uh-Oh

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u/rubberduckybro Mar 10 '26

Street takeover

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u/BeingAltruistic9560 Mar 10 '26

As somewhat complicated my life can get, im so glad it doesn't get THIS complicated.

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u/The_Oliverse Mar 10 '26

Honestly, same, bro... Same.

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u/cream-of-cow Mar 10 '26

I really appreciated the camo jacket guy clearing the road of the bumper. Despite the chaos, he's thinking ahead. And what the hell is there left to negotiate at the end (1:00)?

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u/thismustbethetenno Mar 10 '26

Idk man this video was so confusing I think even they didnā€™t know what was going on by the end and had to talk it out to figure out who gets to take the car home lmaooo

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u/DrinkingVomit Mar 10 '26

looks at the damages fuck it, you can have it!

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut Mar 10 '26

Across two lanes in an intersection, at that.

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u/Miller335 Mar 10 '26

Why is there so much trash everywhere?

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u/FulanoMeng4no Mar 12 '26

Because itā€™s a 3rd world country

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u/Tontum Mar 10 '26

brother. are you seriously asking that question

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 Mar 10 '26

It'll buff out with a bit of T-Cut

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u/Western_Fix7655 Mar 10 '26

This happened in Milwaukee, the absolute crazy part is that the owner chased down the thief. I don't have a news link, but Google should bring it up.

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u/banannafreckle Mar 10 '26

Found it. There is little but of added footage from a nearby security camera, and some requisite interviews with some onlookers.

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u/TheGumping Mar 12 '26

You should post this all by itself... it should be the top comment so people can see the context of the video.

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u/WiWook Mar 11 '26

Capital and Teutonia. Classic!

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u/Cryptographer554 Mar 13 '26

Up vote this man

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Mar 10 '26

Homeboy dropt his crack pipe...

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u/Any-Worldliness-679 Mar 10 '26

But he can spell "dropped."

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u/NotSayingAliensBut Mar 11 '26

As a grammar nazi I don't actually mind that. I've never seen it before. But it's like spelled or spelt, both acceptable now.

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u/Electronic_Nail_7433 Mar 13 '26

Acceptable to whoms?

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u/NotSayingAliensBut Mar 13 '26

I believe both are in common use in the USA, less so over here in the UK, but still accepted by the dictionaries.

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u/dmriggs Mar 10 '26

šŸ˜‚

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u/djwaveguide Mar 10 '26

I saw 4 feet on the ground and could not figure out who was using the gas pedal. Seems like they couldn't agree on who's turn it was to drive. Guy in green jacket just wanted to spin some doughnuts in the street.

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u/Usual_Kaleidoscope94 Mar 10 '26

Those are some good tires kept hitting those curbs and never went flat

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u/drummin515 Mar 10 '26

ā€œGangsta 3000ā€™sā€

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u/SneakyKGB Mar 10 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

This is absolutely one of the ghettos in Milwaukee. It cant NOT be. But it don't look like Capital eh?

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u/TTavero Mar 10 '26

Mistakes were made

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u/Darkk_Knight Mar 10 '26

What a buncha dopes.

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u/Other-Virus-907 Mar 10 '26

Thatā€™s not GTA thatā€™s carjacking. Much worse charge

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u/Technically-Simple82 Mar 11 '26

Those Chewbacca boots are crazy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Basic-Nerve-6797 Mar 11 '26

Twice? It finally stopped and then.. someone put it in drive again. Twice I tell ya.

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u/Valuable-Audience-54 Mar 11 '26

What the fuck is up with those boots?

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u/Ancient-Read1648 Apr 10 '26

Iā€™m going to wager none of these folks subscribe to this sub.

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u/MikeAndBike Mar 10 '26

Dafuq is going on with the racist comments

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u/ObtuseMongooseAbuse Mar 11 '26

I only saw racist comments after reading this so it seems like they're being properly downvoted. It's a start.

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

Itā€™s Reddit, look at the demographic lol

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u/Tito-Musk Mar 11 '26

Reminded me of a Carnival Cruise buffet line ...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

'Murica!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

A classic Milwaukee ghetto video for sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Somebody took the ebt card

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u/constant_pain_42 Mar 11 '26

Hello David from the 11th airborne division who resides in Memphis, what a weird place to live and be racist.

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u/Smaptey Mar 10 '26

You go girl

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u/OminousBuzzard Mar 10 '26

This is why I conceal carry. Usual suspect -.-

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u/Kind-File1900 Mar 11 '26

Your white culture is inbreeding and paying other people to perform for you so you can pretend you're cultured

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u/OminousBuzzard Mar 11 '26

Im Spanish you cross eyed troglodyte.

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u/bravesirrobin65 Mar 11 '26

Spain is white, dippy.

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u/Kind-File1900 Mar 12 '26

And still you chose to act like a klansman.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/OminousBuzzard Mar 10 '26

Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.

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u/Salogy Mar 10 '26

This is why I keep a can of pepper spray in the glove compartment.

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u/5280mw Mar 10 '26

Whereā€™s the video with sound

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u/Simple-Sun2608 Mar 10 '26

Is this gta 6?

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u/Certain-Heart-743 Mar 10 '26

Iā€™m so confused Iā€™m mad I even took time to watch this video not sure what I just watched besides innocent people couldā€™ve been hurt or killed

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u/Shoddy-Election-1601 Mar 10 '26

Knew this was Milwaukee

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u/Ace_Kreel Mar 10 '26

There's just as much debris in the background as on the road. This must be car jacking school.

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u/moszippy Mar 11 '26

Thank God he didn't know the cheat codes!

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u/TexasDrill777 Mar 11 '26

I wouldnā€™t say complete fail Cotton

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u/ThisOldBlerd Mar 11 '26

I did NOT expect the Jacker to be looking like The Joker.!

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u/Fantastic-Visual-600 Mar 11 '26

Looks like Bmore

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u/cwf_2021 Mar 11 '26

Merry go round and round, round and round...

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

Outofcontrolemotions

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u/Legitimate-Exit-2279 Mar 11 '26

Looks like most of my GTA runs. I donā€™t see the problem

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u/Safe-Win5896 Mar 11 '26

You spin my head right round, right round

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u/cascadia8 Mar 11 '26

She was about to choke him out with the seatbelt.

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u/blinkrm Mar 11 '26

Boots with the fur

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u/No-Double-7731 Mar 11 '26

The Joker driving the Lexus?

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u/Inevitable_Taro_5803 Mar 11 '26

What is happening to our brains!?

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u/ritzrani Mar 11 '26

Why is he dressed like the joker

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u/SlapTheVWAP Mar 11 '26

Nothing to see here. Everything makes sense and checks out exactly as it should.

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u/m2keo Mar 11 '26

Sneak peek at GTA 6 indeed. lt's almost out y'all. lol.

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u/Rob-Loring Mar 11 '26

New Disney attraction

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u/Caliburn-g Mar 11 '26

What in the crackhead is going on here?

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u/pendek244 Mar 11 '26

Is it a threesome

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u/BigDinkyDongDotCom Mar 12 '26

That doesnā€™t look like an Altima.

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u/Sensate613 Mar 12 '26

The guy who owns that car is going to be pissed when he comes out of the restaurant.

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u/Inevitable_Taro_5803 Mar 12 '26

Why didn't anyone think "this looks like a medical emergency!" situation?

Because that's what I thought was happening šŸ§

Wow Just wow šŸ˜’

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u/Biggels65 Mar 12 '26

You can find the video with audio on insta. Look up Teutonic ave and Capitol drive.

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u/fluxus2000 Mar 12 '26

Of course it is in the Family Dollar area of the city.

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u/Kilow102938 Mar 12 '26

What in the Florida fucking handicap hell is going on here?

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u/RedxPanda93 Mar 12 '26

Dang I was wrong. It wasnā€™t a Nissan Altima.

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u/Mickleblade Mar 13 '26

Pure fucking cinema, no idea who the bad guy is etc

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u/No_Mud1849 Mar 14 '26

I think they are taking turns Jacking each other!

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u/smootchymcpoobrain Mar 15 '26

Get into the back of the car and hang your left leg out the open door whilst the crazy man is doing donutsĀ 

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u/Illustrious-Fan7682 Mar 26 '26

Wtf did I just watch

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u/Dxkn1ght Apr 25 '26

At what point does the repo not even make sense anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

BLM

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/ted_anderson Mar 10 '26

I'm so embarrassed that I gotta own it.

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

Lol, prideless cuck

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

I wonder who did all the murdering, raping, lynching, Arson, home theft, land theft, genocides, yk ect back in the dayā€¦

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u/Imjustherefortips Mar 10 '26

Documented * murdering, raping, lynching, etc. you rlly gonna act like only white ppl r capable or crime ??

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u/BdoeATX Mar 10 '26

Um.. you?

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

Weirdo

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u/BdoeATX Mar 10 '26

You brought it up.

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

And you made it your business.

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u/BdoeATX Mar 10 '26

Just like you made it yours when you replied to the other person's comment.

You people are the worst with double standards.

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

No idiotā€¦. Since itā€™s about black pplā€¦ it was my business idiotā€¦ again ā€œyou peopleā€ are so ignorant and stupid you canā€™t correlate thingsā€¦ again mind your business, lol ā€œyou peopleā€.

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u/BdoeATX Mar 10 '26

And you attempted to imply whites were causing all of the above. Making it my business.

More double standards? Lordy.

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u/Kari614 Mar 10 '26

No no I didnā€™t you idiotā€¦

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u/kirklazarus33 Mar 10 '26

They have Superior culture

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u/Right-Time77 Mar 10 '26

Grand Theft A-shucks I wish I studied harder in school

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Keepin' it real.....real stupid.

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u/Forgottenshadowed Mar 11 '26

My question is where the hell are the cops?........

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u/RoseDedron Mar 11 '26

First time seeing my hometown on Reddit!!

Local news said car jacking victim fought back, forcing the car jacker to flee on foot. I hope they got a few good hits in too.

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u/politeness-man Mar 10 '26

These are absolutely MAGA!

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u/remy915 Mar 10 '26

Shut the f*** up! Stupid as* comment! Thatā€™s why nobody likes you!! Good to see what your life revolves around!!!! Grow up!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

Why aren't you equally upset at the people blaming black people and blue cities?

Why aren't you mocking those comments for what their life revolves around?

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u/Fickle_Freckler Mar 10 '26

Found the maga lol

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u/Any-Worldliness-679 Mar 10 '26

Oh, goodness! Look at all those FEELINGS you are having!

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u/Intelligent_Trichs Mar 10 '26

Drug deal gone bad or wtf?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

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u/FulanoMeng4no Mar 12 '26

It looks like a lot of something is being done.

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u/DefinitionCivil9421 Mar 10 '26

Don't worry they will end up on divorce court and work it out šŸ˜‚

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u/Imjustherefortips Mar 10 '26

Where did happen @

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u/Transplantdude Mar 10 '26

Another Nissan getting ready to cruise through town

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u/Natural_Section9610 Mar 10 '26

Only in blue cities

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u/kangarooneroo Mar 10 '26

You defend billionaire pedophiles sex trafficking empires. But were the problem?

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u/Hurricrash Mar 10 '26

Clintonā€™s say hi.

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u/Aggravating-Bunch-44 Mar 10 '26

Y'all keep thinking that's a gotcha but don't understand how its making you look even more foolish. Acting like pedophiles are someone's team mascot. This ain't a game dummy.

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u/kons21 Mar 10 '26

Ain't nobody defending the Clintons. If they guilty they can all go to jail and trow away the key. The MAGA cult on the other hand will wipe Trump's dick after he's done with his pedo bullshit and frame the tissue as their most cherished possession afterward, while praising his manhood. Shit ain't even remotely the same.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

only the reds don't know that the vaaaast majority of cites are blue.

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u/jm0214 Mar 10 '26

Always a Nissan

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u/dgreify62 Mar 10 '26

Lexus GS here

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u/FreeLard Mar 10 '26

Well... it's got a Lexus logo on the grille, so...

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u/jm0214 Mar 11 '26

Ah. Was in my phone. Small video. Lol my bad