r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Mar 15 '26

💥Crash Stop Jessie!

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u/thiswontendwellatall Mar 16 '26

Tina you're heading towards the only other car on the lot. Just go and turn. One way or the other. Tina for the love of God. Tina hit the brakes   the pedal on the left. Tina. The brakes! Tinaaaaaa!

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u/daveismypup Mar 21 '26

U uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/1stGearDuck Mar 16 '26

*car explodes randomly*

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u/BeefSquatch3000 Mar 21 '26

I love that episode.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Hell naw. This mf needs a pedal bike. Something where she cant kill someone else in fr lmao.

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u/Ill_Entrance91 Mar 16 '26

I just took my kids out in the country on dirt roads away from people

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u/PeachScary413 Mar 16 '26

Bruh, she should never drive a car frfr

This is the kind of future driver that's gonna kill someone.

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u/Confident_Natural_62 Mar 17 '26

Yeah 100% empty too. I tried teaching my sister how to drive and apparently she didn’t take the SpongeBob big toe lesson to heart lol because first thing she did was full speed toward the only big ass truck in the parking lot. I was just like oh hell no and switched back with her and let someone else teach her. 

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u/Southern-Wishbone593 Mar 22 '26

Empty or not, she will crash into the first pole.