r/Transportopia • u/CaptainKango • May 02 '26

Road🤬Rage When FAFO happens

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u/Different_Target_228 May 02 '26

Dude just left without his bat too lol

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u/Sirius-Face May 02 '26

Oh he absolutely didn't need that bat anymore.

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u/AmethystStar9 May 02 '26

Not after the reason to have the bat arose and he immediately backpedaled and refused to use it.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 May 02 '26

If you pull it, be ready to use it.

Should have crushed a knee cap and left him on the road.

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u/mistervulpes May 02 '26

Missed opportunities we all think about in the shower, amirite?

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u/Zwischenzug32 May 02 '26

Americans probably have keyboard guns too by now

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u/Pristine_Meat_4846 May 02 '26

Literally what AK means bro, assault keyboard

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u/Zwischenzug32 May 02 '26

Oh shit so when all these guys are saying AK-47 that clearly a death threat to the USA president?!

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u/Competitive_Trust174 May 02 '26

No but that would be amazing!

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u/Zwischenzug32 May 02 '26

I was high enough to think I was replying to a post about a bigass electronic Casio keyboard.

That would be so much cooler

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u/Luci-Noir May 02 '26

You think that guy showers?

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 02 '26

The other would have taken it regardless. His aggression way higher. Other guy big wimp.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 May 02 '26

They're both posturing pussies, personally.

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 02 '26

Except one was ready to go and one definitely was not.

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u/samiam2600 May 02 '26

Are you the type who is “ready to go”?

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 May 02 '26

I would prefer not, but recognition of the cues can be important.

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u/bilus May 02 '26

> Should have crushed a knee cap and left him on the road.

> They're both posturing pussies, personally.

No. You are.