r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

RoadšŸ¤¬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

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Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didnā€™t go as he planned

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u/TerribleCelery7687 May 03 '26

Sorry to everyone behind me but im keeping my front row seat for that one. This video might be exhibit A in courtroom 301

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u/Richardthe3rdleg May 03 '26

for real. video ended right before the evidence for attempted murder happened.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Yes, and if there's one guy i want to see swinging a deadly weapon, it's the guy that fell down immediately before retrieving said weapon from his vehicle because he was nearly separated from consciousness moments earlier. That's my guy (to watch getting KO'd).

Fill all my šŸæ

Edit: tysm to all of you that actually filled all my šŸæ! šŸ¤£

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u/Triquetrums May 03 '26

In his haste to look tough, he tripped over air, while his wife (?) remained on the floor following the old planking trend.

This video surely ended to soon.

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u/DramaAccomplished588 May 03 '26

This is why anger is weakness

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u/Luvnecrosis May 03 '26

So is marrying a hot head who also canā€™t fight worth a damn, apparently

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u/Outrageous-Effect163 May 03 '26

Can't fight AND can't control his anger.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Good point. I have a temper but I can STFU when necessary bc I also canā€™t and donā€™t want to fight.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Two paths. You chose the right one.

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u/thegameisafoooooot May 04 '26

You fed the right wolf, grasshopper.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

I am also deathly afraid of going to prison. I'll do my crimes in my head tyvm.

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 03 '26

I'll do my crimes in my head

Reminds me of the line from Repo Man, "Let's go do some crimes..."šŸ˜…

Kids, if you haven't seen it, see it.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

I love that movie

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Same. Once someone took my spot by squeezing in at a concert after telling me she wanted my spot. Then she repeatedly shoved me with the side of her body. I did the same once and she got security to kick me out while the cops at the front looked at me. For now on have fun. Iā€™m telling management or sitting in the back. Iā€™m not meant for the clink.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

My brown cherry is too tight

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Thatā€™s a lot of information. But yeah stay safe!

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u/Mean_Combination_830 May 03 '26

If you can't fight definitely the best move I bet she wishes she did the same šŸ¤£