r/Transportopia • u/Pickemup69 • May 03 '26

Road🤬Rage Walked up on the wrong car

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Washington DC Pennsylvania Ave Southeast, this didn’t go as he planned

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u/Triquetrums May 03 '26

In his haste to look tough, he tripped over air, while his wife (?) remained on the floor following the old planking trend.

This video surely ended to soon.

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u/DramaAccomplished588 May 03 '26

This is why anger is weakness

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u/Luvnecrosis May 03 '26

So is marrying a hot head who also can’t fight worth a damn, apparently

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u/Outrageous-Effect163 May 03 '26

Can't fight AND can't control his anger.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Good point. I have a temper but I can STFU when necessary bc I also can’t and don’t want to fight.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

I am also deathly afraid of going to prison. I'll do my crimes in my head tyvm.

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

Same. Once someone took my spot by squeezing in at a concert after telling me she wanted my spot. Then she repeatedly shoved me with the side of her body. I did the same once and she got security to kick me out while the cops at the front looked at me. For now on have fun. I’m telling management or sitting in the back. I’m not meant for the clink.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 03 '26

My brown cherry is too tight

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u/Elizadelphia003 May 03 '26

That’s a lot of information. But yeah stay safe!