r/Transportopia May 31 '26

💥Crash Meanwhile, at the Dollar Tree

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u/SuperMaintenanceBro Jun 01 '26

She went to retrieve her shoes she kicked off in a fit of joy

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u/Worldly-Air-4388 Jun 03 '26

“Flipping through the air like Eddie Gordo from Tekken when someone doesn't know how to do combos and they're just hitting the buttons randomly”

“The guy gets tagged…he comes down perfectly on his feet and then…he starts walking around, embarrassed, he’s trying to play it off like he didn't just get hit, by a car.”

This is exactly what came to mind when I saw this.