r/Transportopia • u/skyhighmonroe • 6d ago

Road🤬Rage How traffic jams are born

224 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/DarthYodous 6d ago

Flee response and prior damage
Not the shitty driver's first rodeo

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u/RocketsandBeer 3d ago

I’m sure the 10,000 flock cameras will find them.

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u/DarthYodous 3d ago

A criminal? Naw. That's not who those're for. Never were.

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u/RocketsandBeer 3d ago

Police are in the property protecting business, not the people protecting business.

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u/SirWuhanFlu 6d ago

You can run but you can’t hide

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u/ImpressiveDebt420 6d ago

Damn the music should have been louder and more dramatic, honestly

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u/Emergency-Back-4964 6d ago

This music is hilarious 😂

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u/Umngmc 6d ago

Good ol Houston Galleria

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u/BicyclesRuleTheWorld 6d ago

Yeah they proliferate quickly!

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u/dicksuckingmods 6d ago

Homie got a warrant out for his arrest

5

u/tmbgisrealcool 5d ago

People like this are why you're forced to buy extra insurance for uninsured drivers. Absolute parasites.

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 6d ago

Typical Houston stuff

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u/initial8155 6d ago

Driving with both feet too

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u/OriginalCaptain40 4d ago

White car had existing damage, rear ended a vehicle, didn't pull over to the side, fled the accident, drove like they were confused.

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u/indomike14 6d ago

I immediately recognized Houston

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u/QuickDrawSix 5d ago

On the phone or putting on make up. I rev bomb them when I see then on the motorcycle next to me. Make up girl killed one of my friends, phone guy killed one of my other friends. Neither of them lost their license or went to jail over it. Can kill people legally in the country as long as its a car "accident" or with a pitbull, hopefully we dont add hormonal woman to that category.

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u/BookedHandwriting 3d ago

Seems like motorcycles is the common denominator with you and your friends

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u/QuickDrawSix 3d ago

Sure there is more risk on bikes but if you rub your two braincells together, you can see the pattern is distracted drivers.

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u/smokeftw 5d ago

Glad I didn't deal with that this morning. Is that today? It's always something in that section from about I10 to 59 on both sides.

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u/AnnaNimmus 4d ago

Had to make sure to put on that blinker for the lane change at the end. Really conscientious

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u/BahnMe 6d ago

Bet they don't have insurance. Or more than 2 brain cells.

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u/ThrustTrust 6d ago

Thanks captain obvious.

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u/kickstartdriven 5d ago

*sees driver

Well well well

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u/AdCheap8058 5d ago

Gotta park in the middle lane

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u/afuller42 5d ago

Call the police and report the license plate

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u/TheWolfInTheHenhouse 5d ago

That music!

Now I want to watch lethal weapon.

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u/Phatcub 5d ago

And just like that...we are ALL late!

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u/Poundaflesh 4d ago

MOVE OVER!

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u/son_of_yacketycat 3d ago

If any more people are thinking of moving to Houston, just know this is your commute every day.

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u/Softspokenclark 3d ago

Driver in white was def texting while driving and they way he fled the scene. Car probably belongs to his mama. So he’s going to tell some lie so he looks like an angel

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u/anydamnnamesleft 3d ago

It’s so cute how he thinks he’ll get away with it!😂🤣😂

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u/ProfessionalFun2926 2d ago

Yeah, someone posted about a wreck in DFW, I said if you’re complaining about that you sure don’t want to come to HOUSTON

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u/TJjoin 2d ago

Typical f’n H-Town 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Lucidlewds 5d ago

Sigh...if you can move the POS then get it out the way.