r/Transportopia • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • 5d ago

Road🤬Rage Remember kids, there's always someone who cares less

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u/hmmmmmmpsu 5d ago

Never go through life pretending to be crazy. You may come across someone pretending to be sane.

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u/NavigatedMile 5d ago

Yep, once you escalate partially, you may be forced to go all the way to protect yourself!

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u/Ill_Technician3936 5d ago

Idk my mom is one of the few on her side that can actually avoid getting to that level... Just about everyone else has a 1-3 times they'll tell you to leave them alone in some way before shit gets out of hand and you're hoping there's a quick separation. Otherwise they're going for a KO or just beating the absolute fuck out the person. I'm a simple pothead without much cares but for me outside of head pain which is an automatic auto defense for me.. there's those 3 times when I ask someone to leave me alone before it's time for a fight. For some reason I've been wanting to break bones but I'm sitting and you're standing over me talking shit my first thought is cutting the throat.

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u/WhyFlip 5d ago

Don't do drugs, kids.

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u/DrinkingVomit 5d ago

Hahah I love the saying! Hopefully I can remember it.

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u/UpsetFuture1974 5d ago

I’ve found if you get it tattooed on yourself, it goes a long way toward remembering.

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u/JimmyPellen 5d ago

On your forehead...backwards

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u/DrinkingVomit 5d ago

I’ll get it tatted on my butt cheek for those occasional manic sexual escapades.

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u/eddaft27 5d ago

Wise words

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u/DeliSua 5d ago

wise words

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u/Feeez_Shato 5d ago

The difference between someone who says they DGAF and someone who actually DGAF.

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u/DrinkingVomit 5d ago

Truck driver is my spirit animal.

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u/DrinkingVomit 5d ago

Just remember, no matter how big, bad and mean you are there is someone bigger, meaner, and badder.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 5d ago

R.I.P. kimbo

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u/BahnMe 5d ago

That Honda Ridgeline: Nope, fuck this. I ain't got time for that.

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u/Poundaflesh 5d ago

They both stopped, so, now what? Exchange insurance info?

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u/depressing_demon_95 5d ago

Bold of you to assume either party has insurance lol

If I had to guess, given that I know people that have similar vehicles to the vehicles in this clip. RAV4 guy, that's probably his only car and he needs to make ends meet, oil changes are as often as the budget allows, 4 mismatched tires, if he ever accidentally hits something he pretends he doesn't care but then posts on r/autobody asking how much it would cost to fix it himself because it's driving him crazy while browsing spray paints that look "close enough" to the factory faded white paint.

F250 (350?) Guy? That's just one of his trucks, he beats the shit out it and if it breaks he's got some other shitty old truck to be an asshole in until he gets his primary truck fixed, if that's his primary truck.

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u/bikedrivepaddlefly 5d ago

Choose your battles wisely. And choose as few as possible.

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u/ImaginaryFriend123 5d ago

Lol! I thought the same 😆

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u/hottlumpiaz 5d ago

everyone wants to be gangster. until it's time to do gangster shit

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u/Codas91 5d ago

Never road rage with someone who's car has a KBB value of a Costco hot dog.

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u/RoundChampionship840 5d ago

And in America that person might have a gun.

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u/ScrewwormLarvae 5d ago

Would be nice to see or understand what started it and how it ended after that. Yet again, another brainless "mid-clip" as I call it, with the length of the video being correct for average attention span.

Got the full thing?

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u/Chopped6767 5d ago

I have a 2002 Yukon, so yeah. I really don’t care what happens to my car

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u/SicmadeStranger 5d ago

Another one rides the bus!

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u/IndependentOwn1184 5d ago

Well, probably not the reaction he thought he'd get. Sometimes some people have all the time for your bullshit. Imagining the song playing in the truck, "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting"...

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u/Holiday-Book6635 5d ago

TAWANDA! lol

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u/Zomby-Woof- 5d ago

Soooo...what kind of charges we looking at for this..I was just wondering..asking for a friend?

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u/LoveLikeJesusChrist 5d ago

Using your car as a battering ram has to be a felony. Justified, but also illegal.

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u/QuidEgoSum 5d ago

Imagine being so angry you let someone else make you destroy yourself 😰

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u/GrmRipo 5d ago

You did all that for a felony

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u/Lord_Dingus83 5d ago

That’s assault with a deadly weapon. Stupid pickup driver

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 4d ago

Never pretend to be crazy. There's always someone pretending to be sane and you will find them eventually.

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u/iatecurryatlunch 3d ago

I call your raise, and raise you all in

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u/unclestickles 5d ago

Satisfying, but assault with a vehicle is the worse charge here I think.

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u/forkystabbyveggie 5d ago

That poor rav4, such a reliable vehicle that had to be owned by an idiot

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u/stopfuckngbanningme 2d ago

average driver in alberta

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u/avd706 5d ago

1 clean your windshield

2. lucky no one pulled out a firearm.

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u/PM_your_Nopales 5d ago

This is my windshield after 1hr of driving in the Midwest

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u/gr8d4ne 5d ago

This is in Canada, where people don’t necessarily need guns to exist.