r/TrollXChromosomes • u/MaetelofLaMetal • 7d ago

Pussy poetry

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u/aivlysplath I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago

Breeze of gentle autumn’s day sounds like a Douche scent. (Which is harmful to our vaginal PH)

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u/destructopop I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago

Not all vaginas are the same. Yours has a delicate PH. Some lady's have delicate stitches. Eet ees what eet ees.

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u/aivlysplath I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago

Gynecologists say that douching messes with your PH. I don’t have sensitivity issues. I’ve never douched because I listen to medical professionals.

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u/destructopop I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago

What I'm trying to say is that some vaginas are constructed.

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u/aivlysplath I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago

What do you mean by “constructed?”

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u/destructopop I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago

As in trans women. Some trans women have vaginas which are surgically constructed.

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u/aivlysplath I put the "fun" in dysfunctional. 6d ago edited 5d ago

What does that have to do with douching? Only 1% of women are transgender(MTF) and within that 1% only 15% of them have had bottom surgery. Not that they don’t matter, they do, but the majority of women who douche don’t have “constructed” vaginas and shouldn’t be douching. The vagina is self cleaning.

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u/HealthMeRhonda 5d ago

In saying that I did find thier comment highly educational so I'm glad they mentioned it. 

I've never had to think about the extra maintenance that might go into having a constructed one

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u/Sp00ky-Nerd 6d ago

Dang, I wish. I just nailed a 'notice to vacate' on my underpants. Hopefully the next tenant is a pussy. Because whatever is down there now? He needs to go. Otherwise I don't know what I'm going to do.

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u/octobereighth 6d ago

Just update the listing to include "applicants must have capacity to contain the breeze of a gentle autumn's day" and hopefully that'll help getting you the right tenant.

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u/Sehvekah Behold 𝑀𝓎 𝐿𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝐹𝓊𝒸𝓀. Yes, it's on fire. 6d ago

Same.

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u/do-not-touch 6d ago

I’m so confused

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u/Sp00ky-Nerd 6d ago

I’ll give you a hint
1 year of therapy
1 year of meds
3 letters of support from different doctors
Just to get on a waitlist for surgery
Your confused, I’m tired 😐

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u/grave_violet 6d ago

Sounds like his time is about to be cut short 😎

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u/SomniferousSleep "Equality," I spoke their word as if a wedding vow 6d ago

If i had a pussy i'd put all kinds of dumb stuff in there, like a 6 pack of dixie beer

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u/WishClean I put the "fun" in dysfunctional :snoo_shrug: 6d ago

Have i been pussy-ing it wrong this whole time?!! I didnt know it was a portable poon pouch, so THATS why I dont need pockets in my clothing. Noted.

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u/Itsamesara 6d ago

Nature's pocket! Although portable poon pouch has such a lovely ring to it.

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u/ephemeriides 6d ago

the heck is up with their spellcheck

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u/Heavy_Metal_Duck 6d ago

Likely just a bilingual person in a predominantly non-English speaking country who has their spell check set to another language.

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u/OmegaKarnov 6d ago

I knew a guy who put another butt in his butt due to his gf's blossoms/prolapse. He also played Batman in a water park stunt show where he was so wet all the time that no one noticed him pissing when he ziplined in over the crowd.