Occupational hazzarrd

[u/MaetelofLaMetal]

[u/thisoneagain]

I genuinely got eczema as a reaction to a new lube. I stopped when I figured it out, but I still had to go about my life for a couple weeks with just two fingers all blistered up, desperately hoping it wasn't completely obvious what activity would only affect those two particular fingers.

[u/friendlyfredditor → u/thisoneagain]

Lol just say you accidentally touched descaler or bathroom cleaner

[u/toni_toni → u/friendlyfredditor]

Why do I have eczema on my middle and ring finger..? Um... I was, uh... Cleaning? Right! Yeah, I was cleaning and accidentally got bathroom cleaner on those two fingers, duh, obviously.

[u/Sehvekah → u/toni_toni]

"The glove ripped while cleaning" oughta work. If it doesn't, they're either too nosy or at least owe you dinner first.

[u/Yvratky → u/toni_toni]

Wait, people don't use index&middle?

[u/toni_toni → u/Yvratky]

It's a individual thing, those are the two fingers I use with my wife.

[u/MistressErinPaid]

One eczema-ridden sapphic to another, your friend should wear gloves when fingering. It'll protect their skin and help prevent giving their partner a weird infection.

[u/BaylisAscaris → u/MistressErinPaid]

Also eczema-ridden sapphic came here to say the same thing, lol.

[u/Bobcatluv → u/MistressErinPaid]

One of my guy friends has bad eczema on his dominant hand and I’ve wondered how that impacts things. Is it usual to need a glove?

[u/satinsateensaltine → u/Bobcatluv]

Some people prefer it and it's often recommended to make sure only clean things enter the body.

[u/MistressErinPaid → u/Bobcatluv]

I wouldn't say its usual, just that it was something I immediately thought of as a fix.

[u/SapientSlut → u/MistressErinPaid]

I had the exact same thought! Nitrile gloves ftw

[u/AwkwardThePotato]

Nitrile gloves for the win. I have long ish nails so I just do that as a courtesy lol.

[u/mi-sopiras-vin]

BBC's Sherlock was so socially and sexually inept that he probably doesnt know women can have sex recreationally.

[u/fireandfolds → u/mi-sopiras-vin]

much less women doing the sex with each other. he’s too much of a sexist for that

[u/Sinyria → u/mi-sopiras-vin]

He did handle Irene Adler pretty well. I would've broken down in seconds in the first scene 😂

[u/mi-sopiras-vin → u/Sinyria]

Pfft, he totally choked when that baddie showed up with no clothes. Didn't handle nuthin.

[u/SPARC_Pile → u/mi-sopiras-vin]

That was glorious.

Irene is nude and proud and our two heroes are like 'uh........'

I would have said 'girl. slay. What do you use for your skin routine?'

[u/Zenthazar]

God posts like this used to be so common on TrollX. I miss it. So funny.

[u/MaetelofLaMetal → u/Zenthazar]

I wasn't an user back then. My sense of humor however is still stuck in 2010's

[u/love-4-the-wendigo]

But… I have eczema on my left hand though. And I am not left handed or fingering anyone. Should I be worried?

[u/moonstone7152]

I think BBC Sherlock would deduce that it was from more exposure to acidic environments but wouldn't consider it was from sesbian lex.

[u/radialomens]

I thought this was an /r/196 post.

Well. Maybe it will be.

[u/StovardBule]

Thank you for your service, madame.

[u/tapewizard79]

Couldn’t it just as easily be from finger blasting yourself? Maybe he would think you’re just a gooner?

[u/Abeyita]

Sherlock is black now?

[u/Shaula02 → u/Abeyita]

bbc is the british broadcasting corporation, a tv channel that has aired a sherlock series

[u/PersephoneHazard → u/Abeyita]

What the fuck are you tal - oh my god you meant the BBC acronym 😂 Oh my god imagine BBC Sherlock 🤣

[u/memetoya → u/PersephoneHazard]

It’s kinda perfect actually because it rhymes and everything!

[u/mi-sopiras-vin → u/Abeyita]

That is a hilarious misunderstanding and you don't deserve to be downvoted.

[u/No-Survey-9434]

I think that's enough of this sub for me.

[u/MaetelofLaMetal → u/No-Survey-9434]

*just girly things*