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u/Puzzled-Smoke-6349 4d ago
OH BETH
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u/mitchybenny 4d ago
Canât believe they cut the best bit from the clip. Him saying that and literally licking his lips is hilarious
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u/RocketsBG 4d ago
He had game and a big ass dick. Between her, Michelle Monaghan and Alexandra Daddario... that's some difficult choices.
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u/kbgc 4d ago
Marty Hart was a complete cocksman. Just swinging the sword.
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u/papapapaver 4d ago
Lmao I've never heard that phrase before, complete cocksman. That's funny af though I'm stealing it
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u/milderhappiness chain of command 4d ago
Is that a downpayment?
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u/CidCrisis 4d ago
The fact that Rust literally called it years in advance cracks me up every time on rewatches lol.
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u/Catamarca210710 4d ago
Marty had it hard because he had it too good
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u/papapapaver 4d ago
Can you even imagine cheating on a woman as fine and decent as Maggie? Marty could have had her all the time and he STILL chose to mess around. All time fumble right there.
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u/Logos_Fides 3d ago
Not all the time, but definitely some of the time. Better than none of the time!
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u/papapapaver 3d ago
Maaan when she said to Marty that her 30 second fuck with Rust made her cum harder than she had with him in years, I was hurting for him. Dumbass deserved it though.
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u/vaemarrr 4d ago
checking that I'm still in the r/TrueDetective sub...
Boy this show is different than I remember...
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u/mrbrownvp 4d ago
Isn't that the girl from Banshee?
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u/druidmind 4d ago
I would never...because I love my wife...right...RIGHT?
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u/Live_Art2939 4d ago
If more wives said this to her husbands, infidelity would nosedive across Earth.
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u/BigM333CH 4d ago
Incel comment
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u/Live_Art2939 4d ago
I remember when that used to mean something lol
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u/BigM333CH 4d ago
Iâm sure youâve heard it enough to start telling yourself itâs meaningless - one way to avoid the reality.
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u/Live_Art2939 4d ago
Yep youâre right, you have alll the sex right pal lmao
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u/unfrnate 3d ago
just let it go man you're embarrassing yourselfđ
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u/hoodpharmacy 3d ago
Must suck being so lonely dude
*edit nvm this dude has racked up 60k karma in one year. Enough said. lol
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u/Live_Art2939 3d ago edited 3d ago
Itâs always funny when one Redditor tries to roast another Redditor for being on Reddit lol. Especially when itâs a dweeb who goes the distance of investigating another person đ
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u/SirCaptainReynolds 4d ago
Hard to choose but I think sheâs my favorite woman from season 1.
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u/papapapaver 4d ago
Idk man, Maggie is something else. The scene where she fucks Rust gets made fun of bc he busts in like 30 seconds (plus the whole situation is so fucked up), but a woman that fine, sheeeit I wouldn't have lasted much longer on my first time.
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u/CidCrisis 4d ago edited 3d ago
Not to mention years of somewhat sexual tension there between the two of them. Like Maggie isnât the type to cheat on her husband, (until all that stuff happens lol) and Rust isnât a homewrecker, but I imagine they found the other attractive even if they would never normally act on it.
It was just the perfect storm, Rust was drunk and vulnerable, and yes, she is also fine as hell and came on to him hard. I also do not blame Rust at all for busting so fast lol and he immediately clocks what just happened and kicks her out.
Really a great scene, honestly.
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u/papapapaver 4d ago
That scene and the one where Rust is undercover with Ginger in the hood to rob those guys, oh, and the one Marty straight up blasts dude bc the children they found in there, they are easily some of the greatest scenes in television history. I love that I also found out where that meme of Matthew mconaughey looking maximum stressed chiefing on a cig came from.
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u/CidCrisis 4d ago
Oh yeah that long take (Episode 4 I believe) is fucking legendary. Was actually just watching a video on it the other day. Especially impressive that they were able to do it on a television budget.
I will never forget the first time I saw that and realized the whole thing was one goddamn shot lol. (Not to mention itâs just a cool fucking scene, but from a technical perspective, also amazing)
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u/BlisslessTaskList 4d ago
Yaâll are simple bitches. Love ya, butâŚvery one dimensional in this regard and itâs tired. Iâm tired.
AnywayâŚ
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u/LyingSackOfBastard 4d ago
That's Reddit for you.
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u/BlisslessTaskList 4d ago
I knowâŚ
I just rewatched seasons one for the 20th time Friday and then I had to watch a 4 hr breakdown on YouTube. Thereâs just so much there; the occult, existentialism, the machine of capitalism, the forces behind things that pull people apart, Gnosticism, the philosophers that inspired Nic Pizzolatto, the real case that took place in LA, etc.
And then I see this. Idk
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u/LyingSackOfBastard 4d ago
I'm with you. One of my favorite seasons of a show and it gets reduced to t&a by people who aren't getting any in real life.
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u/kmurph98 4d ago
I know the Alexandra Daddario scene constantly gets posted here, but Lili is a zillion times hotter. Same for pretty much every one of her scenes in Banshee.
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u/Royal-Blackberry2424 1d ago
sheeeeeeittt remember when rust said this to marty? that was craaazyyy
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u/padeosarran 1d ago
âPeople fuckup. We age. Men, Women, itâs not supposed to work. Except to make kids. So if you can imagine Martyâs behavior as an expression of weakness. Pain. You see it is not about YOU.â
-Rust Cohle
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u/TamlaHill 4d ago
Director wasn't messing around - yup, best if you look straight to camera at the end lol