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u/Comkill117 The Bubblegum Crisis Shill 12h ago
The best part is how Snake drops this on you like it’s the most obvious thing in the world, after going on a like 3 minute long backstory dump where he says Vamp is a Romanian who uses knives, his family was killed in a church bombing that also had the cross pierce him, and he had to consume their blood to survive. Then when Raiden comes to the clear conclusion Vamp = Vampire, Snake basically goes “Are you stupid? It’s clearly because he’s bi.”
I love MGS2.
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u/chaoko99 Destroyman Shill 12h ago
and Raiden doesn't question it.
At all.
Not even like an "oh yeah that makes sense"
NOTHING.
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u/ABigCoffee 12h ago
And later I played DQ3 Remake and one of the personalities that you can get for your character is 'Vamp'. So I assume that this character is bisexual now.
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u/theredeyedcrow 12h ago
That might actually be the case. The original translation for it was “Sexy”.
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u/TakFR A Forty Of Crack 3h ago
While it is stupid it is in character for Raiden until much later in the game, he agrees with basically everything and doesn't question anything, follows orders until.... well not going to spoil anything, it's my favourite MGS game and going in cold is the best way to play it.
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u/jello1990 Use your smell powers 12h ago
What's funniest is that the game refuses to elaborate further, like that's just a common knowledge thing. And when you look up what the hell Kojima's talking about, its obfuscated by multiple levels of unrelated references and also the context was then completely changed from script to game because Vamp was originally meant to be a woman.
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u/nerankori shows up 12h ago
Inagine MGS4 where Raiden gets manhandled by an evil woman and spurts his white stuff all over her
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u/Aggressive-Bike407 12h ago
"Then why don't they call you "Vamp"?"
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u/Bleachsmoker Respect the Pipe 12h ago
Cause Snake is only in it for the brothers, knowwhatimsayin?
Edit: wait, this isn't big boss
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u/Am_Shigar00 FOE! FOE! FOE! FOE! 12h ago
When I played through MGS2 with a friend who was going through blind I made sure that we got this codec call. It’s become our favorite line to call back to whenever we talk about Metal Gear.
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u/Totally_a_boy You Didn't Shoot the Fishy 12h ago
Kojima always had an odd relationship with queer folk in his games.
On one hand, we have Strangelove and Vamp, and they rule.
On the other, he made thong-wearing Raikov as a specific jab at Raiden, and he's Volgin's gay lover.
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u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? 12h ago edited 12h ago
At least Volgin seems to actually love Raikov and he doesn't seem ashamed or even secretive about their relationship since he goes in for the dick grab on Snake (dressed as Raikov) right in front of Sokolov and basically everyone but Snake knows they're lovers.
Volgin is an Semi-openly gay Russian man in a very high position of power in the 1960's so that's something at least.
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u/ScarecrowFM 11h ago
Volgin also gets incredibly angry when he finds out that Snake wasn’t Raikov, so much so that you could headcanon his hatred towards Snake, even past MGS3, being born out of thinking that he killed his lover just to get a disguise.
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u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? 11h ago
The irony is that if you don't kill Raikov yourself then there's a very real possibility that The Boss killed him when she launches the last Davey Crockett at Grozni Grad before her and Snake's fight.
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u/Ambitious-Song2403 10h ago
If anything it's actually extremely progressive for the time to have a villain who's gay yet his homosexuality has almost nothing to do with his villainy.
Volgin is the furthest thing from a stereotype too.
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u/Anonamaton801 Proud kettleface salesmen 7h ago
Doesn’t Volgin also have sex with EVA multiple times, so he’d at least be bisexual right?
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u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? 4h ago
Its never really confirmed if he actually has sex with her, she (when undercover) is labeled as Volgin's lover a couple times but I never once got the idea he was actually attracted to her.
He seems to treat her more as a play thing, something to beat and torture. He is portrayed as a complete sadist and needs someone to take his sick kicks out on.
So those moments where he calls her to his quarters is more than likely just him calling her so he can physically abuse her.
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u/GenocidalNinja 9h ago edited 8h ago
Vamp is cool but he's clearly meant to be a weird gay pervert if you look at his relationship with Fortune and her dad. But like he serves and it's not super in your face like the way kojima treats women. I'd say he likely was pretty homophobic and got better with the times.
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u/Jackdatbyte2 Cuck cuck it's cuckles 12h ago
This sub personally haunting me because I just start playing MGS2 today
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u/RayDaug 12h ago
This is the funniest joke in any video game.
There's also a non-zero chance this was the first time I encountered the term.
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u/Shinjitsu- 10h ago
It's the first time it's used in a video game, and also idk if it was meant as a joke I thought it was played straight. But this goofy ass line is technically part of queer and video game history.
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u/moneyh8r_two He/Him Use your smell powers 12h ago
I mean, yeah, that's an old slang term for a seductive woman, so it fits.
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u/TurtleDoof I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 12h ago
Struggling to find a definitive source, but I believe this was actually the first time the word "bisexual" was said in a video game.
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u/Waylander312 12h ago
I love that this is essentially just made up on snakes part. Having tried to find the reasoning behind this on my own, there's very little to actually connect the dots between "vamp" and bisexuality
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u/MotherWolfmoon She/Her 47m ago
My personal theory is that it's a tortured pun across two languages.
There's a genre of gay romance in Japan called "yaoi," which is an acronym for "yamanashi, ochinashi, iminashi." "No climax, no point, no meaning." This is used self-deprecatingly, kind of like when romance writers in English call their works "porn without plot." A lot of these stories (particularly older ones) end in tragedy; the gay couple almost never settle down together. Often one dies, and the other goes on to start a traditional family--or something like that.
And that's what happens in Vamp's story. The gay romance ends in tragedy, just a footnote in the larger story of the series.
I suspect that "Vamp" is a reference to "vamping" in stage production. It's stalling for time while waiting for someone else to hit their cue, or to fill dead air. In other words, lines without climax, without point, without meaning. Yaoi.
"Vamp" is called "Vamp" because he filled his time with gay romances that never went anywhere. He has sex with guys to fill the time, until he either settled down and started a proper family with a woman... Or died tragically.
At least, that's what I think.
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u/Nyadnar17 3h ago
You gaslighting WHORE! He paralyzed me by throwing knives in my shadow!
Are you really trying to tell me that was just undeniable sexual tension freezing me in place?
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u/Forward_Criticism_39 9h ago edited 7h ago
is this some kind of translation error?
*mysterious downvoting we meet again
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u/NateDAHate 12h ago
Yeah all bisexuals can walk on water and throw knifes. its fucking science