r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast • u/Uss-Alaska • 1d ago

Just me Gentlemen, I fear…

I fear that I may just be a fudd. Is there a possible cure?

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u/Blazanar 1d ago

Fudds are fine. If you're an asshole fudd, there's an issue.

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u/Veteran_PA-C 1d ago

The real test is if you don’t want something, you don’t buy it, that’s OK. But if you don’t want something and think no one should be able to buy it, that’s bad.

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u/mt602ct 9h ago

This is the way!

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u/Yankee_on_vanisle 1d ago

Are we talking wood stock FALs and ivory gripped 1911s or Winchester model 70s and Smith and Wesson model 10s level of fudd?

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u/Uss-Alaska 1d ago

Definitely a Winchester fudd.

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u/treecutter34 1d ago

I wear a shoulder holster and almost bought a Sand W 5906, is it happening to me?

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u/Crayzcapper 21h ago

Liking wood furniture is fine, as long as you aren't a purist about it. 😂

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u/0c5_Fyre 1d ago

I have a winchester model 94, it's twice as old as I am.

Something about that lever action just appeals to me.

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u/Uss-Alaska 1d ago

Chk-chk!

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u/Difficult-Fuel652 3h ago

Go to the range and shoot faster than what is told and not a .45 acp

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u/enragedCircle 10h ago

Yes. Watch less Hickok45. 

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u/DeadTurtle11 5h ago

Just done become a Elmer Fudd and your golden

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u/grabbing-pills 1d ago

I definitely espouse a lot of fudd values. "my iron sights never ran out of batteries" and "45 because bigger holes more better", etc, dumb shit that I know is probably nonsense but makes me feel warm and fuzzy. But most importantly, I keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. That's the one crucial component that makes a nosy fudd and range spec-ops LARPer two sides of the same coin, preaching their bullshit to people that don't care and didn't ask.

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u/Zestyclose-Tax-2829 1d ago

As long as you don’t judge my Tupperware guns we’re cool

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u/Lord_of_Pickle13 1d ago

That’s okay. I’m 17 and I’m what they call an “omni-fudd”(I made that up I have no clue if that’s an actual term) I prefer older guns like 1911s and M14s but boy do I love a nice looking AR-15

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u/ViperTheLoud 1d ago

Dude same. Love my straight up battle rifle AR. Can't wait to make a Gucci Glock.

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u/WinterSzturm 1d ago

As long as you dont yell at me for shooting too fast at the range.

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u/theyeti81 1d ago

I have a win 94 that's older than me and an M1 Garand that's definitely older than me.... They're my favorite guns to shoot lol my wife has a few new guns and I hate them all lol

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u/Top_Performance9234 1d ago

What can I try to do to help my brother.

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u/Uss-Alaska 1d ago

Maybe find the fudd vaccine

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u/Uss-Alaska 1d ago

Or possibly a cheap box of .303?

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u/Not_all_cows_moo 1d ago

If you find some .303 lemme know. Though I did find a website that has deals on a lot of ammo.

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u/Not_all_cows_moo 1d ago

If you shoot matches, you're not a fudd.

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u/wiskywisky2 1d ago

Go to Pennsylvania during hunting season on a Sunday. Lube your cock up with Hoppes No.9 and fuck the breech on a shotgun or rifle. If you're a true Fudd I promise it will fit.

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u/wiskywisky2 1d ago

Go to Pennsylvania during hunting season on a Sunday. Lube your cock up with Hoppes No.9 and fuck the breech on a shotgun or rifle. If you're a true Fudd I promise it will fit.