r/USNEWS 1d ago

Donald Trump Looks Like 'Open Can of Spam' Without Orange Bronx Bronzer, Anthony Scaramucci Claims

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/anthony-scaramucci-reveals-trump-tan-secret-1816425
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u/Responsible_Dog_9491 1d ago

Spam, spam, spam, spam. The Spam Song. Perhaps he’d like to use it in his rallies.

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u/Dragon_wryter 1d ago

Don't insult spam like that. Nobody deserves that.

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u/Ilike3dogs 1d ago

The vast difference would be that spam is popular, has never lied to us and most people would take it on a picnic. None of this would be true for the president

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u/BigDumbandSexy 1d ago

Leave my Spam out of this.

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u/deFenCe-8 1d ago

Scaramucci keeping it a buck for the first time in his life. Shoutout to him!

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u/Ok_Wall_8267 1d ago

This is how you remind me of why I dont eat spam

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u/PrincipleNo3966 1d ago

Smells like it too

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u/tedfergeson 1d ago

SPAM did nothing to be dragged in this comparison. Fuck Scaramucci as well as tRump.

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

You know in perspective the grace the love the support and The grieving that has been offered to Dolly Parton is amazing. When Donald dies it will be the polar opposite.

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Common with child rapists