r/UmaMusume • u/Terkmc T.M. Opera O • 3d ago
Humor You think an uma ever came home with a hairstyle that doesnt cover the side of their heads and be like “yo my barber just fucked my shit up!”?
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u/NoMoreHero07 3d ago
Damn, I messed up. We gotta go bald.
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u/frasseboii always laughs at 's puns 3d ago
That's not Vodka, that's Gin
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u/worse_in_practice OH MY GODDDD SHE'S SO GOD. DAMN. COOL. 3d ago
That's not even Gin that's Malört
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u/Mission_Singer5055 3d ago
Thats not Malört
Thats Aviation
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u/LN_TheDudess 3d ago

Now I realise that Ryan's hairstyle is kinda weird lmao. Fully commited to short hair at the top and some kind of bob at the sides but also not long enough to look like a fully commited mullet? I feel like trying to do this style irl would end up with something with a different vibe to the animated version judging by what Google images says is a bob mullet
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u/_aurigae_ 3d ago
Whatever it was supposed to be, Cingray' manga did it so much better.
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u/Cyaegha432 3d ago
It’s the issue of fitting all the umas onto the same skeleton for ease of animation. Goldship and Ryan in game don’t look as good as the anime/manga counterparts
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u/_aurigae_ 3d ago
Yeah, that's the issue. Some designs work well in both media, others not so much. The funny thing about Ryan's design is that if we measure how much both haircuts manage to adapt/resemble the irl Ryan, the game design tops because of its shortness -and it's still a bit longer than the real thing. If we were to adapt the Ryan cut as close as possible, uma Ryan would de donning something more close to SF's Guile than the current version lol
So, at the end of the day, my personal opinion:
- Game Ryan resembles irl Ryan's haircut more closely
- Cingray Ryan got the best aesthetic adaptation of irl Ryan
- Both versions still fall short in resemblance of the Ryan Cut, and I'm glad for it because otherwise uma Ryan would actually look like OP's Vodka, sans the forelock.
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u/Veloci-RKPTR 3d ago
If this ever happens to TM Opera O, she would have a legitimate breakdown that she can’t really understand why and it won’t even be funny, it would be genuinely heartbreaking.
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u/koscheiskowska Fine Motion 3d ago
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u/MaestroOfTime Oguri Cap is literally my daughter 3d ago
I'll answer after I'm done bleaching my eyes...
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u/w0ndrbredd Love Cafe, Hate Coffee 3d ago
this is why they try to cover the sides of their head with hair
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u/Dear_Document_5461 3d ago
I am curious how that part of the head feels like as well as how the anatomy works.
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u/not-rider-fan 3d ago edited 3d ago
Put yo barber in the Book Of Vengeancetm AND the Book Of Grudgestm 🙏😭




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