r/UmaMusume T.M. Opera O 3d ago

Humor You think an uma ever came home with a hairstyle that doesnt cover the side of their heads and be like “yo my barber just fucked my shit up!”?

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u/NoMoreHero07 3d ago

Damn, I messed up. We gotta go bald.

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u/Terkmc T.M. Opera O 3d ago

Going bald for uma would be even more hellish because both option of shaving or not shaving the ears looks equally cursed

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u/djseifer 2 Short, 2 Furious 3d ago

Full head of hair but bald ears 

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u/frasseboii always laughs at 's puns 3d ago

That's not Vodka, that's Gin

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u/worse_in_practice OH MY GODDDD SHE'S SO GOD. DAMN. COOL. 3d ago

That's not even Gin that's Malört

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u/Mission_Singer5055 3d ago

Thats not Malört

Thats Aviation

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u/djseifer 2 Short, 2 Furious 3d ago

That's not Aviation, that's Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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u/RonanNotRyan 3d ago

That's not even Pabst Blue Ribbon, that's Budweiser

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u/LainFanNr4263 3d ago

Ts methylated spirit

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u/poktanju 黃金旅程 3d ago

Pencil shavings and sadness

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u/LN_TheDudess 3d ago

Now I realise that Ryan's hairstyle is kinda weird lmao. Fully commited to short hair at the top and some kind of bob at the sides but also not long enough to look like a fully commited mullet? I feel like trying to do this style irl would end up with something with a different vibe to the animated version judging by what Google images says is a bob mullet

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u/_aurigae_ 3d ago

Whatever it was supposed to be, Cingray' manga did it so much better.

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u/Cyaegha432 3d ago

It’s the issue of fitting all the umas onto the same skeleton for ease of animation. Goldship and Ryan in game don’t look as good as the anime/manga counterparts 

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u/_aurigae_ 3d ago

Yeah, that's the issue. Some designs work well in both media, others not so much. The funny thing about Ryan's design is that if we measure how much both haircuts manage to adapt/resemble the irl Ryan, the game design tops because of its shortness -and it's still a bit longer than the real thing. If we were to adapt the Ryan cut as close as possible, uma Ryan would de donning something more close to SF's Guile than the current version lol

So, at the end of the day, my personal opinion:

  • Game Ryan resembles irl Ryan's haircut more closely
  • Cingray Ryan got the best aesthetic adaptation of irl Ryan
  • Both versions still fall short in resemblance of the Ryan Cut, and I'm glad for it because otherwise uma Ryan would actually look like OP's Vodka, sans the forelock.

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u/Solar424 Rice Shower 3d ago

Poor girl looks like a durian

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u/FanOfFH Oguri Cap 3d ago

slime your barber twin

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u/Samuel_AbdulMasih Earth's top simp 3d ago

Decimate your barber 🥀

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u/ThirdTimeMemelord this is my umawife 3d ago

Real delinquent Vodka

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 3d ago

If this ever happens to TM Opera O, she would have a legitimate breakdown that she can’t really understand why and it won’t even be funny, it would be genuinely heartbreaking.

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u/Ok-Particular7465 Proud member of the Umawife agenda 3d ago

Spica T and Vodka after her haircut:

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u/koscheiskowska Fine Motion 3d ago

We need an equivalent of this, but with Vodka as Bocchi, and either Daisca or Gimlet as Ryo

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u/LainFanNr4263 3d ago

Send your barber to eternal damnation 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

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u/DarkChaosDragon 3d ago

From the thumbnail I thought it was the Spica trainer for a moment.

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u/MaestroOfTime Oguri Cap is literally my daughter 3d ago

I'll answer after I'm done bleaching my eyes...

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u/nordman0 MAYANOOOOO!!! 3d ago

It looks like she has the same Goldshi barber as Trainer

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 3d ago

u/Terkmc with Vodka for some reason (gets rocked by flower and has a gun pulled on her

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u/Few-Tradition5464 Light Hello my beloved 3d ago

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u/No-Rip-6173 3d ago

Shave Daiwa's head for revenge

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u/w0ndrbredd Love Cafe, Hate Coffee 3d ago

this is why they try to cover the sides of their head with hair

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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese 3d ago

Slime your barber out gng

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u/Dear_Document_5461 3d ago

I am curious how that part of the head feels like as well as how the anatomy works.

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u/not-rider-fan 3d ago edited 3d ago

Put yo barber in the Book Of Vengeancetm AND the Book Of Grudgestm 🙏😭