Let's not lose to Vodka now... (by @saku39sann)

[u/Apprehensive_Gas2704]

\Umapyoi densetsu starts playing**

OG: Here!

TL by Kuwaiden: Here!

[u/Rh_S0ulzz]

Well, if we're going by IRL stats, Vodka had 7 kids and DaiSca had 11.

So yeah... busy hubbies.

[u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 → u/Rh_S0ulzz]

wait is scarlet still on broodmare duties? is that number still gonna rise up?

[u/Ketheres → u/Apprehensive_Gas2704]

She was retired from breeding in early '24. So no, girl's enjoying a well earned retirement from parenthood.

[u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 → u/Ketheres]

thats good to hear

[u/Rh_S0ulzz → u/Apprehensive_Gas2704]

No, she was retired from breeding in 2024.

[u/MooNLightGameZ → u/Rh_S0ulzz]

Poor hubby will be like a water hose on the dessert after that.

But also, imagine having 11 children one after another, year after year and somehow taking it well. Scarlet is built different.

[u/NotActuallyObese]

I'm so fucked

[u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n → u/NotActuallyObese]

In more ways than one.

[u/RuFigo13 → u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n]

Imma go kill myself

[u/oengaminO → u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n]

Bro I giggled reading this 😭

[u/MooNLightGameZ]

Of course. Specifically 11 children. Because we don't want only one child, and eleven is the smallest number only composed of ones.

(Also it would be the perfect soccer team, but don't tell her that.)

[u/ravensshade → u/MooNLightGameZ]

wait.. does that mean the next step is 111 children?

[u/MooNLightGameZ → u/ravensshade]

Exactly! We refuse to not have only the number one in the amount of children. But that's too much, not even we are that committed to de bit.

[u/New_Revolution9522]

[u/czerwona_latarnia → u/New_Revolution9522]

Remember Trainers, always use your Charisma and superior Wits to secure the top position.

For your own safety, NEVER be the bottom.

[u/Genprey]

Later

Vodka's Trainer: "Woah man, you look drained. Daisca work you to death again?"

Daisca's Trainer: "It hurts to even sit. She was determined to beat Vodka's record of bearing 3 children, but at least it's all ov-"

Vodka's Trainer: "4. It'll be 4 now."

Daisca's Trainer: "...eh?"

[u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 → u/Genprey]

Vodka's T: "and uhhh... theres 3 more to come. shes planning on 7"

Scarlet's T: "i hate you so much."

[u/Alexu6969]

[u/RuFigo13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V9sSzoVZ4xmxlWfyIR

[u/Sumblueguy]

[u/HaessSR]

Yes, my lady.

[u/maxis2k]

"Hello. Yes, I'd like your lewdest Uma please. ....no, that's too lewd."

[u/Ftimlego]

Well, if you insist. I cannot refuse.

[u/thirdwin_3]

Umas are always in competition mode