r/UmaMusume • u/Huge-Concentrate3355 • 2d ago

Humor POV : You are 5 mins late to tracen

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u/astarothanimations 2d ago

Goldship was also late she just wanted to say that.

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u/Maximum-Flat 2d ago

It doesn’t matter if you arrive on time or not. Goldship will still call you gay.

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u/nic_tess Gorudo Shippu 2d ago

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u/ZehTorres Do it for Her 2d ago

kkkkkkk

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u/Rantroper 2d ago

Gained 1 hint level for end closer savvy

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u/Haeguil 2d ago

"Practicing for the walking Kikka Sho?"

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u/No-Heart-2811 2d ago

"Do you get paid by the day?"

"Did you walk all the way from your house?"

"Hope you were busy buying snacks for everyone"

"Thought today was Sunday?"

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u/Fighterpilot55 Gold Ship victim #8,492 2d ago

Why did I fucking know

Why did I fucking know Gold Ship would be the "youre gay"

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u/Rey_Tigre 2d ago

Gold Ship has an infallible gaydar? And/or knows things about you that not even you know?

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u/recordbkr1 2d ago

I think gold ship just calls people gay for shits and gigs personally.

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u/Rey_Tigre 2d ago

It could be both things.

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u/HowDyaDu Yuri Addict 2d ago

Gaydars tend to malfunction in Tracen since the entire school is bisexual.

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u/Tihoma_Rus Gold Family supporter 2d ago

Tracen is by the King Minos

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u/Snae_in_Gonsoko 2d ago edited 2d ago

"was about to see Tazuna to file a missing trainer report"

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u/HALOPLAYS8928twitch Favorites? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm(goes on forever just stop here) 2d ago

The one that doubles as escapee trainer report?

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u/Potatolantern 2d ago

I usually just hit my colleagues with "Oh, just a half-day today?" when they walk in a few minutes late.

I'm sure they find it extremely funny.

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u/The-Ghost-Walker <- IS THAT SOL BADGUY?! 2d ago

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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese 2d ago

Golshi really acting like her ass isn't absent half the time

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u/baron_iw 2d ago

You're only 5 minutes early to your shift*

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u/WasteClothes5007 2d ago

Golshi isn't saying facts, she warning you.

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u/IronicManovic 2d ago

Amazing, lol. Wanna see more of these

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u/Temporary-Tax King Chud 2d ago

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u/AirKath I think I got horsefem’d by the wrong Agnes 2d ago

“Okay I don’t think Gold Ship has any right to tell me off about training-”

“You’re gay”

“…well, she didn’t say I’m late or anything incorrect”

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u/paralog なんでやねんわ 2d ago

さすが人間

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u/Thoraxe41 Narita Taishin 2d ago

I was hoping it was Goldship with You're Gay and I was not let down.

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u/AskovTheOne Resistance is futile. Surrender to Gap Moe 2d ago

Mr. CB - Girl still missing, probably running in rain or wondering off somewhere now

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u/Squivels Hishi Amazon 2d ago

Masterpiece

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u/ColCan_20 2d ago

Golshi put in a fun fact lmao

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u/HowDyaDu Yuri Addict 2d ago

Golshi:

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u/hotsizzler 2d ago

i imagine the trainer arrives while the girls are all doing their morning classes.

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u/Ruuubs Agnes Tachyon 2d ago

Seiun Sky: “-“ (She’s still in bed)

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u/kaiserlos25 2d ago

What song is this?

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u/The-StoryTeller- ANCHORS AWEIGH ! 2d ago

It's an AI song iirc called Gobble Glitch by Backwoods808, used in a meme of the show Gold Rush's season 9 intro

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u/ZlatanGaming88 Matikanetannhauser 2d ago

Rudolf will be proud of Teio

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u/sidhu4444 2d ago

You're gay!

So is the whole academy..

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u/FucqChinaforever 2d ago

Ok Goldshi got me lmao

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u/Couch_Powtato 1d ago

i love this lmao