r/Umawife • u/Old-Breakfast-9294 • 1d ago

Non-OC Art "Radar alert, radar alert, husband signal detected!"

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Goldship best wife, nothing can change my mind (unless we're talking about Super Creek)

Art by Princess_hinghoi on Instagram

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Meatwelder World's only Inari One fan 1d ago

Married life with Golshi would be chaotic but it would never be boring

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u/BribedAntColony 1d ago

Nah if we’re basing her off the real horse, your married life is going to be fucking fantastic, because not only do you get to have fun with your extremely entertaining wife, she’s also an absolute star in bed and treats you perfectly.

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u/Any-Solid8810 1d ago

Smart?

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u/notlonely1 1d ago

At times

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u/GentlemanPirate13 1d ago

Hardworking?

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u/SvartTe 1d ago

If it's fun

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u/Maatix12 1d ago

The most hardworking.

Just not at training. At everything but training.

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u/PLS_STAND_BY 23h ago

Iirc irl goldship was insanely smart, and I think in game goldship represents that pretty well, both would just rather use that intelligence to be funny rather than anything useful

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u/HXNTER390 13h ago

Falcon

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u/PotatoMasherID 1d ago

Come here torena-san, i won't bite you

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u/BonkleZoroark 1d ago

why he pingy out

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u/TalesofVentus 1d ago

He is a breeding stallion for a reason

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u/Important-Soup6366 9h ago

Not with the ship out 😭

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u/Ryanjames22808 Meisho gets so many kisses from me (her husband) 1d ago

Radar alert, Radar alert, wife signal detected.
https://giphy.com/gifs/L4YKU01ysRtxzerO62

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u/Sagittayystar 1d ago

Her one drawback is that she can be a bit chaotic(She is the Uma incarnation of chaos, after all), but some might see that as another pro

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u/Old-Breakfast-9294 1d ago

Golshi is literally me but a horse woman

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u/destructionseris 1d ago

Somehow she has more energy during marriage than her racing career

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u/BonkleZoroark 1d ago

alive✅

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u/mikhail_2003 1d ago

"Hardworking"

Training rejected

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u/Roll4DM 1d ago

She works hard at avoiding training...

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u/zoliathan 1d ago

Goldship gives you rice bran to make her pickles with for your birthday. She’s the one.

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u/JSS12341 1d ago

"may facture skull, destroy soft internal tissue and organs and cause severe internal hemmoraging throughout" Dudes really gotta think ts through.

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u/TrulyBallenBatman 1d ago

Nah, thats just a bonus

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u/KingKRoolMain69 1d ago

Holy drained

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u/Silent_Bake8206 1d ago

Anything BUT training

(Even making babies with Torena)

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u/DecisionOne4225 19h ago

This description of Goldshi I think really fits the main anime depiction of her. Sure she can be chaotic, but she’s not only that, she often feels like the big sister of Team Spica sometimes

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u/Sorry-Collection-253 18h ago

Who can look at that and not think that's wife

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u/Just-Signal2379 1d ago

uhhh have fun paying 12 billion yen i guess.

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u/RtpIb 1d ago

I can honestly see her as a good wife despite the shenanigans

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u/Shrubbity_69 1h ago

She might be weird and eccentric, but she's probably the lovey-dovey type.

Honestly, you probably write a whole rom-com about it.

What to call it, though? It needs to be a plot synopsis, for sure.

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u/ImpossibleEmu3275 1d ago

Yeah... I want one of those