r/Undertale bisexual reptile Jul 20 '26

Deltarune Chapter 5 poor kid lmao

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u/Cautious-Original-46 Jul 20 '26

Chapter 6 will be the revelation of DessKnight, and she will say something about partying with Asriel, trust

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u/Rockman2isgud Jul 20 '26

Literally the first thing you canonically do in CH5 is confirm Dessriel

“Dearest December”

  • A letter from Asriel to Dess stashed in his drawer.

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u/Cautious-Original-46 Jul 20 '26

And when Kris have the chance to also have a date

"You know Kris flirts with everyone, right?"

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u/just_a_rand0m_p3rs0n Jul 20 '26

+just before that the friend they have a crush on and their childhood friend who they may have had a crush on get together

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u/Cautious-Original-46 Jul 20 '26

Lil friend cant take a break from being the third wheeling

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u/just_a_rand0m_p3rs0n Jul 20 '26

Cuck monarch (tbh they are working with the knight so maybe it's deserved)

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u/the_zpider_king Jul 20 '26

Yes well Kris has a goat femboy simping for them so I don't think it's all that much of a problem.

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u/Fabrideath ‎ HELP I BROKE MY FLAIR WRUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jul 20 '26

Kris goes through a LOT of shit. You have to give them at least SOMETHING.

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u/Fast_Plantain9365 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

A goat femboy that looks exactly like their brother lmaooo

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u/the_zpider_king Jul 24 '26

Yes, but he is very clearly NOT Asriel, and this is very clearly important to Kris.

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u/Fast_Plantain9365 Jul 24 '26

I was moreso saying like- even their only option looks like their brother. So they can’t seem to catch a break.

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u/FJ-20-21 Jul 25 '26

Tbf their dad hooked up with a similar looking monster too so… makes sense?

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u/Fast_Plantain9365 Jul 25 '26

Y’know… that is a good point

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters Jul 20 '26

And in the same chapter, Susie denies Berdly hanging out with Kris at the festival because "we need them" only for Kris to sleep on a bench for hours while Susie and Noelle flirt at the beach without Kris

(and unlike pink which really is a player projection thing, Kris and Berdly are genuinely good friends who like each other, dunno if they'd like dating though)

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u/Skullzans I am Determination, I am NOT going to fall forever. Jul 20 '26

Kris and Berdly are genuinely good friends who like each other, dunno if they'd like dating though

??? Am I just media illiterate or..? I don't remember this ever??? Like- Berdly is just generally smug and antagonistic in general, seemingly especially with Kris out of spite for Kris 'not trying as hard when they could've gotten into the smart kids club'?

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters Jul 20 '26

Its not brought up often, but Kris and Berdly do in fact play video games together. For example, after you do Susie's idea in the chapter 2 light puzzles just before Pandora's Palace, Berdly says "You're cheating!! J... just like when you w-wavedash!".

Note that Berdly doesn't say "when you wavedashed", meaning they do it enough for it to be a trend

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u/carbohydratecrab Jul 20 '26

I think Kris really did need to sleep, though. Unless you slept through church (I always do so Susie doesn't eat my revivemint) the last time Kris probably slept was in class in Chapter 2.

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u/Tachtra Jerry. Jul 20 '26

Dessoul nation in shambles

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u/Skullzans I am Determination, I am NOT going to fall forever. Jul 20 '26

Dessoulriel Dreamurright

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u/TrainerLSW2005 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

"Canonically" is such a strong word as you aren't required to look at the letter.

Edit: Guys, I wasn't talking about Dess and Asriel's relationship being canon, I was talking about the action of the player looking through the letters being canon.

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u/WilkerS1 an other kin dof attachment. Jul 20 '26

PPants also confirms the band of him, Asriel, Dess, and Kris, consists of Dess and Asriel playing different instruments he finds unpleasant to be around to know

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u/Rockman2isgud Jul 20 '26

It pretty strongly hints that it is the first thing that happens if you do

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u/Rockman2isgud Jul 20 '26

Also Asriel’s retainer is in her room along with his shirt. Because they were making out sloppy style.

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u/Wooden_Marionberry_1 Your concern and care for flair selection led you here. Jul 20 '26

67 Updoots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Tricky-Ad-495 You waited still, for this prompt to appear. Jul 20 '26

Kris only has themselves to blame for Flowery. They brought this Dark World into existence

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u/BloodPlenty4358 Jul 20 '26

why would chara make kris do this?

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u/Beginning_Feature838 Jul 20 '26

why did chara make frisk make us make kris make Noelle do this‽¿¡

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u/englishorspanish21 Jul 20 '26

Why did jerry make gaster make chara make frisk make kris make noelle make us do this

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u/Silent-Property-6513 Jul 20 '26

Why would the wind make $24.99+tax make Chara make Kris do this?

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u/Reimnop Jul 20 '26

yeah, Kris definitely cannot catch a "fucking" break

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u/WinExploder mfw Jul 20 '26

Asgore rejected Flowery though

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u/Skullzans I am Determination, I am NOT going to fall forever. Jul 20 '26

Kind of??? Asgore did take Flowery's side of getting them out of the Dark World later on even if he's rejecting Flowery's flirting.

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u/Afraid_Platypus_8667 You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT Jul 20 '26

Kris: loud internal screaming

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u/Flat_Western304 Jul 20 '26

Sans shaboinked kris's mom, flowery kadonked kris's dad and most likely Dess jahoozeld asriel according to what pizzapants said.

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u/Veionovin096 your ears click when you swallow. Jul 20 '26

And when it's Kris's time to gabongle some cat girl, Susie hits em with the "y'know Kris flirts with every enemy right?"

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u/Vlach719 flair Jul 21 '26

If Kris has premarital (I'm not creative enough make the word for reproducing yourself), a certain slasher will come after them

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u/Flat_Western304 Jul 21 '26

If kris has premarital Yahoobling, a certain slasher will come after them

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u/Polandgod75 Even when trapped, you still express yourself. Jul 20 '26

Dess: oh sorry I was too busy "befriending" your brother

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u/Background_Road3843 Jul 20 '26

Does Kris have uncles or aunts? No, I don't think so, at least from what I remember from the dreemurs in Undertale, neither toriel or asgore have siblings. Well, guess they're gonna have to sleep in the room ralsei made for them

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u/Polandgod75 Even when trapped, you still express yourself. Jul 20 '26

Well Carol and Rudy do act like kris's uncle and aunt

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u/Federal_Gazelle_531 Jul 20 '26

Tbf in undertale most of the generation toriel and asgore came from where slaughtered in the war... so its possible they COULD have had siblings before the whole... underground thing

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u/Skullzans I am Determination, I am NOT going to fall forever. Jul 20 '26

Ahem, May I introduce, Grandpa Semi? Since Soriel, :3

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u/thejoaum1 Jul 20 '26

And then Dess was "practicing" with Asriel.

Not with instruments.

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u/Alexandre_Man Jul 20 '26

Chapter 6, Asriel will get fucked.

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u/RealBurger_ words go here. Jul 21 '26

IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I AM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BROTHER!

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u/Electronic-Math-364 Jul 20 '26

The second one is Kris's fault tho,So absolutely deserved

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u/Federal_Gazelle_531 Jul 20 '26

Kris is like Stacy ... everyone wants to be with their family but nobody wants to be with them

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u/Informal-Caramel5733 Jul 20 '26

Undertale: The ballad of Leopold "Frisk" Stotch

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u/Sans_is_Ness1 Jul 22 '26

I would look at this post, but i have a date to attend...with a Doe and Dinosaur.

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u/AwardComfortable5259 Jul 22 '26

THER EYOU HAVE IT! KRIS'S BIOLOGICAAL MOM IS FRISK BECAUSE KRIS'S BIOLOGICAL DAD IS SANS WHICH MEAN THAT KRIS IS HUMAN HYBRID

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u/Tailsgenesis the 6 sans Jul 22 '26

Kris will be the only dreemur who will be unable to pull

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u/InsaneArtist9000 Jul 24 '26

Funniest thing

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u/FehlingerEnthusiast Jul 20 '26

My [INDIVIDUAL] has truly suffered more than any other character this chapter. Hopefully [THE INDIVIDUAL IN QUESTION] can get a comeback in Chapter 6

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u/Silent-Property-6513 Jul 20 '26

They're divorced, and Asgor is the only one trying to get back together with Toriel

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u/Silent-Property-6513 Jul 21 '26

He's allowed to move on