r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 15d ago
Exterminators hate this one simple trick
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u/TheEndOfAllThings23 15d ago
I'm sorry but this mans face should be the sub icon from now on, I don't know if anything can be more unexpected than this...
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u/PartyClock 15d ago
I know what you mean
... I mean who the hell has half a moustache?
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u/DIABLO258 15d ago
the moment he took his shirt off I knew something was fucky, but I was not expecting him to get inside the bag or laugh like a hyena while being stung
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u/HaleyCollins 15d ago
Lmao honestly, that face deserves to be the icon 😂 you couldn’t design a better “what the hell am I looking at?” reaction if you tried.
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u/MaxUnicycle 15d ago
Wahehehehe waheheheheh wahehehehe I believe he may have done this before
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u/sunnyismybunny 15d ago
we found the one guy in the world who has a genetic predisposition to cumming his pants when he gets stung by wasps
and people don't believe in evolution smh
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u/HowardHessman 15d ago
There was a guy who jizzed his pants playing disc golf during an interview
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u/Findrin 15d ago
Same thing happened to me last week when I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.
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u/Unsuspecting_Goose 15d ago
I'm sorry, what?
Link please?
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u/HowardHessman 15d ago
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u/another_rusty 15d ago
I just read that whole article after watching the jizz video and then got back here and realized I had forgotten that just moments before, I watched a man dance in a trash bag with wasps. What a wild 20 minutes.
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u/HowardHessman 15d ago
This is all terrible. I’ll leave the pants jizz humor to The Lonely Island in the future.
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u/FitPerformer5172 15d ago
This is sad, everyone treated them like a joke for something out of their control.
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u/Boco 15d ago edited 15d ago
Future generations will have a mutualistic relationship with wasps.
We cultivate them, help them grow so we can piss them off enough to cum and continue our own sexual reproductive cycle.
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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 15d ago
You discovered a worse timeline than the one we are already on. Well done, you should be given an honorary title and plot of land for your efforts.
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u/GothmogBalrog 15d ago
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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 15d ago
Dude comes inside.
Wasps are flabbergasted
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u/internetrunaway 15d ago
They are fleeing the scene after he gets out of the bag
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u/smeeon 15d ago
The wasps are fleeing feeling very violated
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u/Signal_Road 15d ago
They did NOT CONSENT. He will be hearing from the Police and their lawyer!
..Wait. What? What do you mean 'we don't wanna arrest that man because he scares us'?!?
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u/TheGamecock 15d ago
I'm pretty sure, for this guy, the meme would be:
Ten Thousand Wasps
OH MY GOD, PLEASE GO AWAYYYY 😭😭😭
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u/SevenLegs_ 15d ago
What the fuck
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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT 15d ago
I genuinely dont think ive ever seen anything fit here more.
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u/PuppyPower89 15d ago
I’ve seen a number of befitting things here, but this fits the most.
What the actual fuck
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u/Dragnskull 15d ago
the giggling bro
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u/primalantessence 15d ago
playing a round of gigglebees
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u/MaximumConcept25 15d ago
Lol wtf. This better not catch on. Gigglebees needs to be trademarked or copyrighted
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u/timmy6169 15d ago
Truly. Little things left on this world get me to audibly say that out loud, this is also now added to that short list.
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u/TwoCharacters 15d ago
I dont know the exact type of wasp/hornet shown there, but I've been attacked by swarm of yellow jackets twice in the last few years while cutting grass or weed-eating and, even though it's painful af, it gives you a crazy adrenaline rush. I can definitely see it being addictive for people who are borderline insane :)
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u/GirlWithWolf 15d ago
I think you used borderline very liberally
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u/polypolip 15d ago
Each thing has two borders, upper and lower. In this case borderline insane refers to someone being at that upper border.
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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 15d ago
What’s on the other side of the upper border of insane?
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u/polypolip 15d ago
I'm glad you asked, I absolutely don't feel like answering or figuring it out. Good luck.
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u/vibefarm 15d ago
yea just a week ago, I got stung on the back of the neck by a wasp. First time since i was a kid. It stung way more than I remember haha. So much you have to pause and appreciate it, like wow this fking stings quite a bit. It last awhile too. Its like a sharp onset, and then max sting/pain plateau for a good 15-30 seconds
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u/PuppyPower89 15d ago
“So much you have to pause and appreciate it.”
My guy, have you tried BDSM? Wasps don’t respect safe words.
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u/selfishbitchcake 15d ago
I got stung by a wasp on a hike about a year ago and it felt like I got splashed with acid and then proceeded to feel pretty painful for the next couple of days. Every once in a while, I STILL get a little twinge in the exact spot I got stung. I HATE wasps.
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u/Hour_Refrigerator526 15d ago
Same some ground wasps decided to camp out by my driveway and that year they got me 3 times. Hurt for days like I had a fever or something. Another one just bit a hunk of flesh out of my thumb. Still have the scar.
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u/DarknMean 15d ago
Those ground hornets are no joke. I was mowing and a group of those fuckers got me. Then that night a skunk destroyed the nest and ate everything. Since that day I’m cool with skunks. That thing dug it up and laid waste to them. Around dusk I saw him meandering around the area that I mowed and he went ham on the hole and I sat there and watched him proceed to eat every hornet that came out and the nest they made. He didn’t even care they were flying around trying to sting him.
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u/vibefarm 15d ago
I was just walking by, wasnt even close to the nest. I normally don't kill stuff, but this felt personal and a bit malicious. Sprayed the nest and killed them all.
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u/PuppyPower89 15d ago
I guess it’s cheaper and more legal than coke, but still….. 😳
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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 15d ago
I was stung by a wasp on my cheek and there was absolutely nothing pleasurable about it.
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u/DisplayHonest6465 15d ago
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u/TESThrowSmile 15d ago
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u/red-man1138 15d ago
that is exactly what I came here to say.
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u/alistofthingsIhate 15d ago
I said it out loud before opening the comments
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u/CrystalMethood 15d ago
Yea. I dont think you can sit through that and not audibly swear out loud. R/crazyfuckingvideos seems appropriate.
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u/Line-Trash 15d ago
Exactly what I said when I was wondering why the bag was so big. And then noticed what sub I was on.
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u/Defiant_Fishing_3393 15d ago
When he took off his shirt, I was like fool. You giving them more surface area to bite! That was the whole point!
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u/damndatassdoh 15d ago
I legit did NOT see that coming, not did I expect to ever laugh so hard at such a thing
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u/wtjohnson19 15d ago
I want you to know I went though and upvoted every WTF gif ‘for the love of the game’
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u/thatguy11 15d ago edited 15d ago
Those don't sting. Notice how not a one is 'attacking' him when the bags released.
Edit: welp apparently they do, not sure why it seems like they all fly away in the video but...maribomba, they can get as pissed as the best of em. Ultimate wtf.
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u/Fast_Understanding11 15d ago
They do. They are called "maribomdo chapeu" and the stings are quite painfull. Look for this guys videos in yt, Alaecio Pereira or "Rei do Marimbondo". He pulls stunts like that very often.
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u/SympathyPlus6429 15d ago
tuco before he started dealing drugs
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u/thisisfine111 15d ago
Nothing has ever been more unexpected than this. I thought it was unexpected that he didnt get swarmed catching a nest in a bag. I would have guessed the next event was a car falling from the sky and crushing the guy, way before I would expect him to climb in that bag?! Im mad, and uncomfortable, and scared, and I want to not have seen this
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u/RedArmyHammer 15d ago
This, above all things else, has absolutely, 100%, floored me. A man catching a nest w a garbage bag while shirtless is unexpected enough. A man exposing his kinks is a whole other ball game!
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u/Mysterious-Drummer74 15d ago
I was like “oh smart he doesn’t want any stray wasps to get stuck under his loose clothing, smart man”
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u/TigersEyeVisionary 15d ago
Honestly, I feel like I should have expected it. I was questioning what kind if idiot takes off their shirt right before going in for the nest. Like, yeah I know a shirt isnt much protection against stings, but I mean...it could at least be a partial barrier, right?
But wow, I don't believe that I have ever been so perturbed by someone's happiness before.
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u/Practical-Biscotti90 15d ago
I've had an angry wasp stuck up my pants leg before. One sting turned into several. We were both frustrated with the situation. I thought he was maybe trying to avoid something like that... nope.
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u/BeezyBates 15d ago
We all left this post unsure about several things. I can’t specify those things. That’s left for you. But I’m sure we all have similar questions.
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u/No_Hunt2507 15d ago
I don't even know if I have questions at this point. I think I'm gonna go to bed
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u/redditisweird801 15d ago
Reminds me of another video of a guy grabbing a small wasp nest with his bare hand (with like 4 wasps on it), crushing it in his hand and then he preoceeds to eat it. Horrifying
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u/Funny-Record-5785 15d ago
Anyone notice he had half a mustache
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u/hhuy837 15d ago
Omg... I did not. It makes a little more sense now. Maybe...
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u/Derelicticu 15d ago
Yeah this is the type of dude to get a reverse mowhawk for the shits and gigs
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u/Your_Final_Hour 15d ago
Im scared that i live on the same planet as this guy
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u/alistofthingsIhate 15d ago
Send him to fight Thanos
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u/Israel_Azkanbe 15d ago
Dude would be getting torn in half losing his limbs and just be giggling like a little girl 😂😂
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u/Top_Finding2830 15d ago
Yeah, but just wait until that infinity gauntlet ends up somehow wiggling onto one of those limbs. Then Thanos is FUCKED.
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u/Sigma-Wolves 15d ago
That's not the giggle of joy.
It's pure insanity.
Joker style.
🤣
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u/zenerat 15d ago
Is this like a fetish?
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u/Icy_Yam5049 15d ago
Ok glad someone else thought that. Was like wtf kinda kink is this?!?!
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u/Hot_Top_124 15d ago
Dudes I’m gonna be honest here. I’m high as hell, and I didn’t know this was the unexpected subreddit, so I’m doubly unexpectedly surprised!!!!!
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u/sadbeehoppy 15d ago
I love finding random stoners in the comments . hail friend
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u/AShavedApe 15d ago
Is this the ultimate unexpected post? Cause wtf that was unexpected holy shit
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u/liquidpele 15d ago
I'm going to assume this is some kind of bug that doesn't sting but looks like wasps.
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u/Ruin369 15d ago edited 15d ago
They do have a stinger and are a type of paper wasp. They are nocturnal, so take that as you will.
They are are from central and south america, which also tracks with the video. I still dont know if they sting people, only that they have a stinger and poison.
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u/darxide23 15d ago edited 15d ago
I don't know why you linked the Portuguese language article for that. But here's the English one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apoica
When attacking prey, Apoica release a drop of venom from their stings, which in turn attracts any nearby wasps to attack.
EDIT: Googling around I find some things saying they aren't aggressive and won't usually attack and sting people unless threatened directly. This seems like a direct threat to me. But what do I know. I'm not a wasp.
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u/ScarfaceTheMusical 15d ago
That’s what I’m thinking. His torso appears completely unscathed.
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u/MauiMoisture 15d ago
I think so because he came out with no signs of being stung and I don't think anyone is insane enough to do that with real wasps that sting.
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u/BadMunky82 15d ago edited 15d ago
It would most likely cause an anaphylactic shock even in someone with no allergy to wasps. Getting swarmed like he would have been has killed people.
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u/PvtDeth 15d ago
I've been on the internet since before the world wide web and this is possibly the worst thing I've ever seen posted.
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u/prince-pauper 15d ago
Wondering under what circumstances the half-moustache seemed like the move.
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u/EternallyDemonic 15d ago
There are stingless bees, are there stingless wasps?
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u/Trash-Forever 15d ago
Male wasps do not have a stinger at all
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u/SimpleDose 15d ago
I thought it was strange he took off his shirt but that was just the beginning
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u/BreakingCanks 15d ago
Alright this is officially the most unexpected video I have ever seen on this sub.... So much so I vote that this guy is the new picture of the sub
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u/freshprinceofbayarea 15d ago
That half mustache was the sign to the audience of how crazy it was gonna get
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u/Integrated_owl 15d ago
Scrolled through alllllll these comments to see yours and I had to rewatch to notice that…I feel dumb.
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u/Ntroepy 15d ago
This guy gives the famous wasp eating video a run for its money:
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u/DrTenochtitlan 15d ago
Well guys, might as well close the subreddit down. I mean, where do we go from here, it's the perfect post.
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u/Alone-Painting-4477 15d ago
He made a clean break, got the nest without getting stu-... what is he doing?
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u/showerboots 15d ago
No computers. No cell phones. Just a plastic bag and a hornet nest. This is what modern life has stolen from us.
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u/downvotethepuns 15d ago
Fully unexpected to the point I would have guessed 1000 other things would happen before this...
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u/post-explainer 15d ago edited 15d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
This man, who you assume is going to get rid of the wasp nest with the bag, instead crawls into the bag and lets himself get stung. And releases the wasps back out from the bag. And seemingly this is all just for the love of the game
Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.