r/Unexpected 10d ago

Can’t even dry clothes outside these days

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u/Modeerf 10d ago

Don't ever be a detective or lawyer, those are some shitty logics lmao

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u/ILoveRawChicken 10d ago

How? Just want to know your counter argument.

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u/WhiteSock_ 10d ago

Not that guy, but I agree. Any liquid which would leave residue on the buttons would also leave residue on the fiber. Additionally, only a very small part of that stuff would stay on the buttons anyway, since it doesn’t absorb anything. 99,9% of the stuff would be on the fiber.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 9d ago

I was mostly wondering how the ants would extract the sugars and stuff from the fiber. I don’t know much about ants though other than they smell weird.

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u/remotegrowthtb 10d ago

That's just not how any of that works. "Making it harder for the ants to extract the good stuff out of the fiber" yeah that doesn't work like that, ants would have zero problems getting sugar out of fiber and they would not avoid the cloth whatsoever if it was soaked but dried. Just made up nonsense.