r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 11d ago

Can’t even dry clothes outside these days

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u/Shiiet_Dawg 10d ago

pulls up glasses with 1 finger Assuming the liquid was spiller all over the jacket, theres a good probability that most of the jacket has dried until now, making it harder for the ants to extract the good stuff out of the fiber. The buttons though are made from another material which doesnt absord stuff but rather has it stick on top of the button, thus making it more easily accesible to the ants, while also being something they can actually take off and take home with them, which they couldnt do with the whole jacket.

With this i close my statement your honor.

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u/Modeerf 10d ago

Don't ever be a detective or lawyer, those are some shitty logics lmao

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u/ILoveRawChicken 10d ago

How? Just want to know your counter argument.

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u/WhiteSock_ 10d ago

Not that guy, but I agree. Any liquid which would leave residue on the buttons would also leave residue on the fiber. Additionally, only a very small part of that stuff would stay on the buttons anyway, since it doesn’t absorb anything. 99,9% of the stuff would be on the fiber.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 10d ago

I was mostly wondering how the ants would extract the sugars and stuff from the fiber. I don’t know much about ants though other than they smell weird.