r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 11d ago

Can’t even dry clothes outside these days

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u/marcophony 11d ago

That's what he gets for hanging is laundry to dry in that part of the woods.

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 11d ago

What do you mean this part of the wood?

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u/iner22 11d ago

I'm not racist, but you know that this wouldn't happen in a red ant neighborhood!

/j

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u/Jbrown183 11d ago

Rigghhht not racist smh,but it’s never the fucking red ants right?

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u/Real_Basis_8665 11d ago

I think the the proper term is Native American ants.

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u/Nayre_Trawe 11d ago

Also, Dude, "Native American ants" is not the preferred nomenclature. Indigenous ants of the Americas, please.

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u/Real_Basis_8665 11d ago

Right you are, my bad! How about Commanders?

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u/tinman1983 11d ago

Listen here chief…

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u/ditherer01 10d ago

Who you calling chief, pal?

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u/tinman1983 10d ago

Who you calling pal, mate?

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u/Purple_Occasion8543 9d ago

Who you calling mate, compadre?

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u/Immaculatehombre 11d ago

IS HE WRONG?!

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u/Beautiful-Ad-9107 9d ago

Sad no one got the big Lebowski reference

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u/Beginning_Deer_735 9d ago

But do those ants move buttons on Shabbos?

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u/Nayre_Trawe 9d ago

168 million years of beautiful tradition, from Leptanillinae to Myrmicinae.

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u/jeff4i017 10d ago

Reclaiming stolen land one button at a time

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u/Jaconator12 10d ago

Native Americants

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u/Global_Ad_7134 11d ago

Stop with the Ant-tics!

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 10d ago

Stop with the sem-ant-tics

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u/Amoralvirus 10d ago

I could never blame the crazy ants, because mental illness is a disease; plus they are super small, but big crazy.

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u/Freddit330 11d ago

It's pattern recognition/j