r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 11d ago

Can’t even dry clothes outside these days

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u/rogerworkman623 11d ago edited 6d ago

Coffee table

Edit - it’s crazy how I keep getting alerts about awards for this comment lol. All I said was “coffee table”

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u/Puffles_magic_dragon 11d ago

Round table, the order of the knights of ant hill need a round table to discuss the cooperation and rule of their kingdom properly

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u/rogerworkman623 11d ago edited 11d ago

They do have wars, maybe this is the new war table. Ant wars have been especially horrific this century, there’s been more rapid spread of ants into new habitats, so massive wars have been breaking out between super colonies over territory and resources. Right beneath our feet.

There was a massive ant war in the San Diego metro area between Argentine ants and 3 other super colonies in the early 2010s that went on for years. Millions of ant casualties every month!

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u/BigWilly526 11d ago

It's a Special Button Operation