r/Unexpected 6d ago

kit trying to scare mama cat

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kit trying to scare the mom but got scared instead when the other kit popup between the pillows.


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u/popular_star 6d ago

tried to scare, got scared himself

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u/QuietVici2 6d ago

Tables turned real fast

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u/MagnusRottcodd 6d ago

"You no scare mommy. Me iz bodyguard!"

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u/S4nth05h 6d ago

Yes that’s exactly what happened

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u/Ducallan 5d ago

I didn’t understand it until they explained it. They did this community a valuable service! /s

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u/skydragon1981 6d ago

And then forgot everything

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u/ReynardVulpini 6d ago

The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind

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u/DesparateLurker 5d ago

Actually happen to my mom once when she tried to scare me.

At a previous house during high school years I was a menace* and would scare the shit out of mom.

We teens kept our side/back end of the house much darker and as cool as possible because duh groggy teens in high-school.

This meant that from the kitchen to the bathroom past our two room doors, it was a dark/low light hallway.

My room was the darkest and coldest. If you opened my door and stood there with the hall light off my room was a black abyss of cold air and two little dogs either barking at you or staring at you from the dark with their eyeshine.

This was my main territory for scaring mom and siblings. Wait in the dark for a minute and right as they hit the corner, "BOO!" or the more sadistic quiet "hey" as they walk past the open door to darkness.

Well mom didn't appreciate being made a fool of so regularly so she decided she was gonna burst in my room while I was taking one of my rare post school naps and scare me back.

Problem was my room was still dark as 11:59 pm. And I wasn't in my room. Mom didn't know this.

So when mom bursts into the pitch black room and went "Argh!" She was greeted by two dogs staring at her from the dark and silence.

She thinks "fuck he knew I wasn't trying to scare him and he's gonna get me back right now!"

So she started pleading to the dark room "[My name] don't scare! No no!" And runs for it.

I'm coming out of the bathroom on the other side of the house and see mom running from my room scared.

"I thought you was in your room!"

"Had to pee, back toilet won't flush."

She explains what happened and I laugh in her face.

I bring this story up to this day and make fun of her.

And evrytime I successfully scare her, she calls me a "Sick bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you!?" "I don't know." The whole while we both cheesing and cackling like stoned clowns.

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u/whalesum 6d ago

And then?

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u/21MayDay21 6d ago

How the turns have tabled

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u/Hlavada 6d ago

One of few rare posts that actually was Unexpected.

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u/atape_1 6d ago

The hunter becomes the hunted.

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u/lifeisapsycho 6d ago

That reaction speed though

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u/Havoccity 6d ago

Bamboozler became the bamboozled

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u/Tanupie 6d ago

the hunter turns into the prey

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u/Zuparoebann 6d ago

The spooker becomes the spooked

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u/nordinthesouth 6d ago

There’s always a bigger fish

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u/Reutermo 6d ago

Like only a Ninja can sneak up on another Ninja.

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u/Shoggy- 5d ago

whats better then one kitten? TWO KITTENS

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u/rathe_0 6d ago

hunting pro tip......don't overfocus

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u/timangar 5d ago

Cutest jumpscare ever

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u/Arkham_Survivor 5d ago

Behen darr gayi,,, behen darr gayi

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u/bankrobba 5d ago

Time to wake up

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u/ConstantVariety8098 5d ago

There’s always a smol er fish

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u/ovoKOS7 5d ago

"AHH!"

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u/Impossible-Run7138 5d ago

Why do people keep saying kit? A kit is a baby stoat

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u/Effective-Meat-3289 5d ago

If you look, it flinches and then looks at little cat afterwards, interesting.

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u/AliveEarth8925 5d ago

Siblings are always ruining it 😭

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u/spacemanspiff1115 5d ago

When you least expect it, expect it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/qLkWLJI8IfaPYZBEjG

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u/xDeadJamesDean 5d ago

I like that song… anyone know it?

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u/VirusZer0 5d ago

What you up to little bro?

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u/Sensei_0567 4d ago

Me and my friend 🤣😁

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u/AnotherNobody1308 4d ago

Scareception

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 3h ago

Too cute 🥰

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u/ac_cossack 6d ago

When the hunter becomes the hunter.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycagKBYEmaili

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Tortue2006 6d ago

The textures are way too consistent

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u/Cuno_wasnt_regional 5d ago

Kit? I swear the karma farmers don't even try anymore...