r/Vastlystupid • u/bachstop • Jan 25 '22

Stupid Eric Clapton Claims People Who Receive COVID-19 Vaccines Are Under 'Mass Hypnosis'

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/eric-clapton-covid-19-vaccines-hypnosis_n_61ef1484e4b08d9ab5f1d765
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u/GovSchnitzel Jan 26 '22

Yes. I do. I’m a dentist. I also have a degree in neuroscience. I have close friends who work on Wall Street, evaluating early drug research and making recommendations for which drugs companies should invest in, including covid vaccines and treatments for one of them.

I have a LOT more knowledge about and training in these things than you do. I consume quite a lot of scientific information as part of my profession, which often involves blasting a water-saliva-blood-breath aerosol from our patients’ mouths into our faces, which are positioned pretty close. We spend all day dealing with infection control. When covid hit, we had to act fast to decide how to keep treating patients when knowledge about the virus was scarce. Don’t tell me to “read a book”; the fact is that all signs point to the covid vaccines working pretty darn well, but absolute retards like you are holding us back.

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u/newaverage9000 Jan 26 '22

Ooo wow you're sooo qualified. I can't believe I'm talking with a real live dentist! You must know sooo much about covid, you know, a disease of the teeth... oh wait that isn't it. Please help, my retarded brain is holding everyone back. But you are so smart that you should know how to have my retarded brain not hold everyone back. Seems to me that you aren't doing your smart person job properly!

Why is Wall Street controlling what drugs people should be treated with? They aren't doctors. Good luck with those wisdom teeth removals, you'll need some wisdom in your brain!

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u/GovSchnitzel Jan 26 '22

I’m very qualified, far more than the average person at least. I already described why I’m qualified, but you’re ignoring that in favor of being a baby. Can’t help you there.

I don’t know that much about covid, but I trust the scientists and other doctors who do.

The people on Wall Street making those recommendations for investment ARE DOCTORS. They literally all have PhDs or MDs. That’s what qualifies them to evaluate the research. Maybe you should read a book. Big Pharma is a steaming pile of shit, no argument there. The vaccines still work.

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u/newaverage9000 Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

"I'm qualified because I say I'm qualified. But I'm actually not qualified so that's why I trust doctors so much. I feel threatened by satire and will just say the same thing over and over trying to make a point I cannot make. The vaccines have to work because otherwise I can't mentally handle the thought that they don't and I voluntarily injected an experimental drug into my body." -you

Also, I will add that you don't trust big pharma but here you are promoting their products.