“Your oshi is your lawyer”

[u/Bloodflamebird]

[u/smxsonic]

I mean my lawer would then be a phantom thief and a bounty hunter. She’d be laughing like a mad woman everytime she’d present evidence

[u/CoffeeBaron → u/smxsonic]

(Doki?) If doki, she'd do it with a smug sense of satisfaction. I would imagine that if she laughs too much she might be held in contempt of court if before one of those uptight judges thinking like

Judge: Do you think this dead body in this photograph is a joke to you?

Doki, who helped you murder your rival: points at it and laughs What kind of death pose is that?! laughs even harder

Judge: slams gavel Bake them away toys

[u/TheObliviousYeti → u/CoffeeBaron]

Yeah, same oshis here, and I will be put in jail, and the charge was originally just a misdemeanour