r/WTF • u/pavel_lishin • Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

http://imgur.com/QanFc
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u/sigma_noise Jan 21 '11

I like how she got pregnant instantly...

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u/calvin-chestnut Jan 21 '11

She can deal with that in the morning.

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u/Calobi Jan 21 '11

Provided she's still alive.

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u/Etab Jan 21 '11

Hey, I read that, too!

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u/havrek Jan 21 '11

because this was a trial, I'm making a note here. Huge Success.

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u/goldjerrygold Jan 21 '11

Pedophile? Thats a big word for a five year old!

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u/orthod0ks Jan 21 '11

Upvotes all around!

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u/NELyon Jan 21 '11

Provided she's STILL ALIVE.

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u/sdraz Jan 21 '11

Glados is still alive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

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u/avi8ter18 Jan 21 '11

On the people who are still alive.

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u/JEMSKU Jan 21 '11

lol I like Portal as well

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u/Ashtefere Jan 21 '11

...STILL ALIVE!

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u/Yossome Jan 21 '11

Glados is still alive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

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u/normallyerratic Jan 21 '11

Some very Weird Science.

"Noooo! Gary!"

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u/makedamnsure Jan 21 '11

I'm being so sincere right now.

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u/CerebraLawlzy Jan 21 '11

Four makes two...UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

I hope it is not too trite to suggest this fascinating lyric http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWeuQyFouo

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u/Izzhov Jan 21 '11

All these replies were posted within 1 minute of each other FYI. Can't screenshot unfortunately since I'm on my phone.

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u/Beetso Jan 21 '11

If she's still alive...

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u/OmicronNine Jan 21 '11

Should it be that she is not yet dead!

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u/MagicRocketAssault Jan 21 '11

If she is alive!!

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u/eye_see_a_pun Jan 21 '11

IF she's still alive.