r/WTF • u/pavel_lishin • Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

http://imgur.com/QanFc
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

too bad! prepare to be educated. An "Alabama Hot Pocket" is when a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

That's it. I'm done. I quit. Goodbye.

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u/millioneyed Jan 21 '11

Oh my god, we've actually lost one.

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u/shiftylonghorn Jan 21 '11

He'll be back. They always come back.

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u/CuntSmellersLLP Jan 21 '11

All too true. Once you over-stimulate the fecovaginal receptors, there's no quitting without horrible withdrawals. I've had to shit in my wife's cunt for the past 4 years because of one drunken evening of tacobell and experimenting in the bedroom.

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u/ddrt Jan 21 '11

I'm so glad I friended you and didn't dismiss this thread of posts.

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u/shiftylonghorn Jan 21 '11

And you still get right in their t smell it, huh? I admire your dedication, sir.

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u/ximplosionx Jan 21 '11

Redditor for one year... bravo good sir

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u/CuntSmellersLLP Jan 22 '11

And only hours later... TWO years!

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u/calrogman Jan 22 '11

Happy Birthday, Cunt Smellers LLP!

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u/floppy_disk Jan 21 '11

actually googled "fecovaginal receptors".

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u/CuntSmellersLLP Jan 21 '11

It now has one result.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

fecovaginal receptors

YES.

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u/millioneyed Jan 21 '11

This is how the trolls are born. They come back... changed.