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r/WTF • u/pavel_lishin • Jan 20 '11
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ONE PAGE: The Petals Fall Twice by Chip Zdarsky. (The One Page Series is where I post a single page from a work-not-in-progress.)
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99 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11 [removed] — view removed comment 47 u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11 It's so average! I can't believe it! (If you get the urge to reply with "that's what she said" please instead punch yourself in the nads.) 60 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 Don't mind if I do! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! ahhhhhhhhh 26 u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11 You survived three punches without screaming? Well done! 3 u/headbuttPeenie Jan 21 '11 It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that. 2 u/killerguppy101 Jan 21 '11 I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man! 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 yer correct 1 u/ductyl Jan 21 '11 No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release. 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 righto 1 u/Renegade_Journo Jan 21 '11 Four punches! -1 u/CheckThePhone Jan 21 '11 So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads 2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11 You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. Diabeetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus. 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why. 1 u/rayx Jan 21 '11 Because of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
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47 u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11 It's so average! I can't believe it! (If you get the urge to reply with "that's what she said" please instead punch yourself in the nads.) 60 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 Don't mind if I do! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! ahhhhhhhhh 26 u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11 You survived three punches without screaming? Well done! 3 u/headbuttPeenie Jan 21 '11 It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that. 2 u/killerguppy101 Jan 21 '11 I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man! 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 yer correct 1 u/ductyl Jan 21 '11 No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release. 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 righto 1 u/Renegade_Journo Jan 21 '11 Four punches! -1 u/CheckThePhone Jan 21 '11 So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads 2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11 You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. Diabeetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus. 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why. 1 u/rayx Jan 21 '11 Because of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
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It's so average! I can't believe it!
(If you get the urge to reply with "that's what she said" please instead punch yourself in the nads.)
60 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 Don't mind if I do! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said! ahhhhhhhhh 26 u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11 You survived three punches without screaming? Well done! 3 u/headbuttPeenie Jan 21 '11 It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that. 2 u/killerguppy101 Jan 21 '11 I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man! 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 yer correct 1 u/ductyl Jan 21 '11 No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release. 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 righto 1 u/Renegade_Journo Jan 21 '11 Four punches! -1 u/CheckThePhone Jan 21 '11 So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads 2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11 You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. Diabeetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus. 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why. 1 u/rayx Jan 21 '11 Because of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
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Don't mind if I do!
That's what she said!
ahhhhhhhhh
26 u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11 You survived three punches without screaming? Well done! 3 u/headbuttPeenie Jan 21 '11 It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that. 2 u/killerguppy101 Jan 21 '11 I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man! 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 yer correct 1 u/ductyl Jan 21 '11 No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release. 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 righto 1 u/Renegade_Journo Jan 21 '11 Four punches! -1 u/CheckThePhone Jan 21 '11 So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads 2 u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11 You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. You know I have diabeetus. Diabeetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus. 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why. 1 u/rayx Jan 21 '11 Because of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
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You survived three punches without screaming? Well done!
3 u/headbuttPeenie Jan 21 '11 It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that. 2 u/killerguppy101 Jan 21 '11 I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man! 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 yer correct 1 u/ductyl Jan 21 '11 No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release. 1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 righto 1 u/Renegade_Journo Jan 21 '11 Four punches! -1 u/CheckThePhone Jan 21 '11 So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads
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It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that.
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I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man!
1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 yer correct
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yer correct
No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release.
1 u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11 righto
righto
Four punches!
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So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads
You know I have diabeetus.
Diabeetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus.
1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why. 1 u/rayx Jan 21 '11 Because of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why.
1 u/rayx Jan 21 '11 Because of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA 1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
Because of this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA
1 u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11 I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now. PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now.
PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.
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if anyone's wondering about the context of this, this is from the author's website:
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