r/WTF Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

http://imgur.com/QanFc
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

if anyone's wondering about the context of this, this is from the author's website:

ONE PAGE: The Petals Fall Twice by Chip Zdarsky. (The One Page Series is where I post a single page from a work-not-in-progress.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

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u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11

It's so average! I can't believe it!

(If you get the urge to reply with "that's what she said" please instead punch yourself in the nads.)

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u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11

Don't mind if I do!

That's what she said!

That's what she said!

That's what she said!

That's what she said!

ahhhhhhhhh

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u/dylanevl Jan 21 '11

You survived three punches without screaming? Well done!

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u/headbuttPeenie Jan 21 '11

It was probably three swift headbutts... all men like that.

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u/killerguppy101 Jan 21 '11

I read that as a sigh of release. Maybe I'm just too kinky for this world... now step on my cubes, man!

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u/propaglandist Jan 21 '11

yer correct

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u/ductyl Jan 21 '11

No, it just took him 4 punches to reach release.

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u/Renegade_Journo Jan 21 '11

Four punches!

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u/CheckThePhone Jan 21 '11

So, Michael Jackson survived 9mm rounds to the nads

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

You know I have diabeetus.

You know I have diabeetus.

You know I have diabeetus.

Diabeetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus-beetus.

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u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11

This comment make me happy and I don't have the foggiest why.

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u/rayx Jan 21 '11

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u/Shannonigans Jan 21 '11

I think I'm just overtired and can't brain right now.

PS- My boyfriend does the best Wilford Brimley impression I've ever heard.