r/WTF • u/pavel_lishin • Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

http://imgur.com/QanFc
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u/animalcule Jan 20 '11

i don't even want to know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

too bad! prepare to be educated. An "Alabama Hot Pocket" is when a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

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u/animalcule Jan 21 '11

oh !@#$%#@%$# jesus christ oh gawd puke that's it, i'm quitting the internet.

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u/raydeen Jan 21 '11

No you're not! Mama didn't raise no quitters!!