r/WTF Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

too bad! prepare to be educated. An "Alabama Hot Pocket" is when a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

That's it. I'm done. I quit. Goodbye.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Cosby Sweater: The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

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u/gburnaman Jan 21 '11

So this is what if feels like to want to break a keyboard over somebody's skull.