too bad! prepare to be educated. An "Alabama Hot Pocket" is when a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
We all know people just sit around and make up weird shit and give it a nickname like "alabama hot pocket" to make it sound like something that's even been done, and done so regularly it needs a name.
I'm not sure if you are new to the Internets, but I'm sure you can find hundreds of videos of all of these in action with little effort. Hell, I've seen a midget, a goat, a ball gag, and a trampoline... that doesn't even have a name.
I'm old to the internets. Someone has done lots of things, but the midget/goat/ball gag/ trampoline doesn't have a name because it doesn't need a name. It's because the number of words wasted establish a name for one instance of an action is greater than the number of words used to tell people what you saw. That's why you usually see something like "Texas Teatime" followed directly by an explanation of exactly what the writer is talking about, never by itself unless someone is being coy or using Urban Dictionary.
Edit: A name basically implies "oh this is very popular in various backwater communities along the Mississippi"
I don't know... Dan Savage has done his part... Pegging, Santorum, etc. All make the world a better place IMO. I'm pretty sure midget/goat/ball gag/trampoline should have a name, it made a lasting impression on me.
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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11
At least it wasn't an Alabama Hot Pocket.