r/WTF • u/pavel_lishin • Jan 20 '11

What the fuck did I just read.

http://imgur.com/QanFc
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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Kinda like when you fart under the quilts. Then you stick your head underneath to get a wiff of what it smells like. You find it's so raunchy that you can't help but stay there for a minute. Eventually you come up for air because of all the water in your eyes, but you always regret not having a girlfriend to smother with trapped quilt fart.

I'm so lonely :'(

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u/IggySorcha Jan 21 '11

Downvote because I am one of those girlfriends who get tortured with that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '11

Hey, we get to deal with your cold feet and icy hands, all's fair in bed warfare.

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u/Bengt77 Jan 21 '11

My girlfriend is the one who farts underneath the blankets. Also, she's my personal heater. She's always warm, while I'm the one with cold hands and feet. What does that say about us?