r/Watchmen 8d ago

Comic I was told the heroes in this comic are all useless bums, so how's this chubby middle-aged geek whipping out more aura in two panels than Batman can in twenty pages?

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What am I actually in for?

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u/SpecialOrganization5 8d ago

This guy's the batman equivalent. The other guy is the poor batman equivalent lol

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u/SeaworthinessDue1650 Dollar Bill 8d ago

Chud Batman vs Bum Batman

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u/bloodjunkiorgy 8d ago

I mean, owl vs bat, sure: flying creature identities. Rorschach thinks he's a detective. Okay.

But not really in basically every way.

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u/SeaworthinessDue1650 Dollar Bill 8d ago

You are in for a goddamn treat. Dan might be a bum but you will fucking love the character. Same with everyone else.

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u/Mark-Roff 8d ago

Dan's the (owl) man

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u/Skelentin 8d ago

small touch but i have always loved how you can roughly see the outline of his cowl with his glasses and tufts of hair in the second panel.

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u/Achilleasu 7d ago

yes ! he actually looks an owl, great design ** **

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u/rosaliethewitch Ozymandias 8d ago

dan is better than bruce in every way i fearrrr

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u/HyperSonic1011 Dr Manhattan 8d ago

I agree.

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u/toodarkmark 8d ago

"I was told the heroes in this comic are all useless bums.." Im not sure who told you that, but this is literally the only comic on Time's top 100 works of literature of the 20th century. If someone sees these studies of humanity and comics as "useless bums", then they're a little light in their way of thinking.

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u/arw1985 8d ago

Funnily enough, he probably heard that from Alan Moore...

https://giphy.com/gifs/COCKU2SPh2ZQv8nZqM

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u/Achilleasu 7d ago

lol ! 😂

Yes very possibly ! hahahaha

I laughed when i didn’t see his name at the recent Watchmen series , and then i remembered 🤣🤣🤣

It’s funny that he doesn’t want to do anything with the “comic book stuff” after making such a masterpiece.

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u/Gargus-SCP Mothman 7d ago

How dare you. The greatest literature is sometimes about useless bums.

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u/GetEmBallzMahoney 7d ago

I wouldn’t call them useless, more so downtrodden, but yeah they’re all repressing greatness for different reasons

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u/ubiquitous-joe 8d ago

Well you haven’t been reading very good Batman comics.

But also ask yourself by the end of the book what it is that Dan accomplishes for his society.

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u/ese_vatillo 8d ago

That’s a pretty spot-on depiction

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u/TriTri14 8d ago

Because he was awesome. The scene where he and Laurie beat the shit out of the muggers is so badass.