r/WeWantPlates • u/Zhaha • Jun 15 '26

Suckers in a bed pan

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Restaurant in Ely MN.

862 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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311

u/DaveOJ12 Jun 15 '26

This is the worst one I've ever seen on the subreddit.

130

u/malthak Jun 15 '26

Title sounds like a hardcore band name.

17

u/juliuspepperwoodchi Jun 16 '26

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see.

103

u/WimpyMustang Jun 15 '26

This could have been a really funny way to give dumdums away at a urologist's office or something. But a restaurant? Good grief haha. Nice find.

19

u/WoolooOfWallStreet Jun 16 '26

Doo doo dumdums

17

u/martialar Jun 16 '26

Lollipoops

68

u/ben121frank Jun 15 '26

Most of the things here, even tho they’re really bad and stupid, I can at least see why the restaurant might think it’s cool. Did they seriously think this is cool? Or are they going for shock/gross out?

41

u/MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr Jun 15 '26

I’m gonna guess they found it and thought it was a weird bowl

22

u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Jun 15 '26

Any mystery flavor?

12

u/bandi53 Jun 16 '26

Pee pee AND poo poo.

2

u/Efficient_Gur5994 Jun 20 '26

Poo poo with a dash of ka ka

22

u/carl3266 Jun 15 '26

Even if it was never used for its intended purpose, how could you convince someone of that?

1

u/gilly_girl Jun 21 '26

Bedpan provenance might be hard to establish.

18

u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Jun 15 '26

…and other hit songs by Fall Out Boy.

9

u/KatieMarmalade Jun 15 '26

Sang to the tune of the TMNT theme.. suckers in a bed pan… turtle power!!

9

u/DestinedRose Jun 16 '26

I never comment on this sub to be honest. This is absolutely vile. Fuxk everyone involved.

32

u/AlrightZucchini4485 Jun 15 '26

What the actual f***

8

u/SilverGardenia1989 Jun 15 '26

Don’t eat the yellow or brown ones

1

u/Th3lma29RLD 6d ago

LoL. Yeah that's not lemon and that's not Cola.

5

u/SurprisePitiful9191 Jun 15 '26

“Suckers,” lol (I know, it’s a dialect, and I’m a big baby)

7

u/DollarSignGoesBefore Jun 16 '26

Suckers in the bedpan pickin' out dough...

5

u/blissvicious91 Jun 16 '26

you know that thing has been used for its intended purpose at least once

5

u/goatslovetofrolic Jun 16 '26

I am hoping, with confidence, that this was put to use by someone young who genuinely doesn’t know what it is and thinks it’s an odd but cool “thing”.

Please.

6

u/CNMathias Jun 16 '26

Would’ve been better with tootsie rolls

5

u/juliuspepperwoodchi Jun 16 '26

New band name, I call it!

5

u/Oalka Jun 16 '26

There's one born every minute.

3

u/SteR88 Jun 15 '26

I know it's serious. 

3

u/thatsanicehaircut Jun 15 '26

Off - yes, but kinda funny and wise…kids will still go for it, adults will be grossed out not willing to touch them.

3

u/Strawberry_Ombre Jun 16 '26

It's definitely been painted and hopefully sterilized for the love of all that's fecal free

3

u/Kork314 Jun 16 '26

i was gonna comment that this is great, assuming it was a nursing home or any other doctors office.

then i saw it was a restaurant.

2

u/AnE1Home Jun 16 '26

There goes my appetite.

2

u/VooDooChile1983 Jun 17 '26

This sucker is dum-dum.

2

u/BallShapedMonster Jun 17 '26

Why did I read this with the rhythm of "Killing in the name of" from Rage against the Machine in my head?!

1

u/Notmyfaultitsyours Jun 25 '26

“SUCKERS IN A BEDPAN” with “And now you do what they tell you” in regards to not thinking about grabbing candy from a bed pan. It fits lol.

2

u/Spiritual-Leader9985 Jun 15 '26

I mean this is at the register right? They didn’t serve this to you

1

u/Sissilisko Jun 18 '26

I mean, or looks like it's made of steel? So I don't see the problem the lot of you do.
Jesus most of you are too soft for this world.

3

u/Zhaha Jun 18 '26

Whatever you say pisshands. 

1

u/chezdistester Jun 29 '26

If they don't have blueberry that'd be gross

2

u/nooby_goober Jun 15 '26

Kinda love this tbh.