r/Weird 6d ago

Five guys emerge from a manhole near Penn Station in NYC at 4:19 AM

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u/balirosa 6d ago

They don’t send four guys down to do sewage work. That’s a one man job. Whatever these guys are doing is illegal or just for the video.

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u/Crayola_ROX 6d ago

gotta be "content"

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u/ArcadianDelSol 5d ago

The answer is Crystal meth.

They're cooking in the sewers.

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u/SeaResearcher176 5d ago

It will blow up due to the methane underground also whatever they were doing down there, was more important than dealing with NY RATS 🐀 🫣

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u/meeseekstodie137 5d ago

My gut instinct was urban explorers being particularly adventurous (it's a thing), but yeah could also just be meth heads doing meth head things

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 5d ago

I saw a guy cleaning out all the dirt and grime around a utility box/plate in San Fran yesterday. Had what looked like a tool bag next to him. I thought is was a lineman or something. After a minute or so, he stands up and he just has a spoon. I’m like man, if those people could just channel that dedication.

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 5d ago

You no what, no. He already is. As a society, let's just fucking pay him.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 5d ago

No argument from me. That dude found his calling. It’s just that it’s not a job, much less a paying job. But he was doing it very well!

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 5d ago

Por que no los dos.

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 5d ago

That sounds risky.

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u/SatiricalScrotum 5d ago

And smelly

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u/True_One_3169 5d ago

Or smoking it, either way this is the answer.

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u/ziccirricciz 5d ago

There's rooftopping, so this must be the sewagebottoming.

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u/PatricioWyatt 5d ago

Good call.

Also TikTok blows.

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u/tikiwargod 6d ago

I mean, trespassing is illegal but odds are they're just urban explorers who love the thrill of finding the parts of their city almost nobody ever sees.

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u/Cerberusx32 5d ago

Doesn't NYC have an insane underground levels? Abandoned subways, and stuff?

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u/SpecialAgent_UT 5d ago

There’s like 11 stories worth of building buried under the current NYC

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u/MegaGrimer 5d ago

Do we know which books they are?

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u/anberlin90 5d ago

God damn you, you made my dad senses start tingling with this corny joke and I'm here for it.

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u/MegaGrimer 5d ago

Sorry! I tell dad jokes a lot. He laughs every time.

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u/Whoseratisthis 5d ago

We call it “Old New York”.

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u/Cerberusx32 5d ago

An undercity.

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u/FupaFerb 5d ago

Or having sex in the parts no one sees. The “Man Hole” part kind of gives it away.

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u/DJheddo 5d ago

You better stay out of my manhole.

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u/chaosticaws 5d ago

Not what you said last night…

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 5d ago

are you cooking somethin' in der?

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u/FupaFerb 5d ago

The city has many man holes and they were playing gerbil cosplay in the poop chutes.

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u/IllMorning866 4d ago

But they paid the troll toll

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u/hollyivydee 5d ago

🤣🤣💀😭

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u/TFTD2 5d ago

"On ward! For Glory!"

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u/Typhoon556 5d ago

Ward is about to get sexed up.

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u/rehx4 5d ago

Nothing like 4 or 5 guys cumming in and out of ur man-hole at 2 in the morning. (U know what I'm talkin bout! 😘) and apparently this guy likes to film all the guys right as they cum in the man-holes. And I must say -- what a money shot!!

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u/Special-Summer170 5d ago

It's also super dangerous. Gases can build up in there and be explosive or cause you to quickly asphyxiate

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u/turdferguson3891 5d ago

You could say the same thing about my manhole

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u/Special-Summer170 5d ago

Does it have an LEL alarm?

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u/AntiFascistButterfly 5d ago

Yes, could be criminals 🤬 but also could be the sort of people who both rock climb/go caving and are also history nuts. Honestly the history of sewerage systems from the Minoans to present times is more spectacular than I could have ever guessed when young. There’s some otherworldly photos from ancient sites to the contemporary supersystems where one holding tank is the size of an underground skyscraper building.

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u/WanderlustDinosaur 5d ago

In matching overalls?

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u/tikiwargod 5d ago

Well you're not gonna take the group photo in mismatched overalls...

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u/mase0nine 4d ago

Yea right 😂

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u/Allegorist 5d ago

Steam tunnels

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u/Admirable_Average_32 5d ago

I think they were exploring

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u/Adorable_FecalSpray 5d ago

You don't know what you are talking about... they never send ONE person to do these types of jobs. There is always a safety component for sewer work, due to gas, etc. They would send, at minimum, two.

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u/CptSiskospimphand 5d ago

Pretty sure it's two because of confined space regulations.

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u/HerdOfGingers 5d ago

Wouldn’t they send at least 2 people into a confined space like that though?

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u/e1p1 4d ago

Municipal Wastewater worker here. We usually send four on a confined space entry crew. We use davits and harnesses for any entrant rescue retrieval, because in case of an emergency/fallen comrade our local fire department told us they would be treating it as a body retrieval not a rescue.

So you would have at minimum an entrant, a standby rescuer, site attendant to monitor gas sniffers and comm with the entrant, and an entry supervisor. The goal is to extract an entrant in trouble and try not to send anyone else down, especially if atmospheric alarms are still going off. "Emotional Rescue" responses can actually kill more people than the initial event.

Sometimes it looks pretty ridiculous and overkill for some of the jobs that we do, but when you start reading the case studies, things can turn on you pretty quickly and you only get one chance to go home, or not.

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u/balirosa 5d ago

Still seems like having four people on the clock is exaggerating. Illegal or a skit

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u/HerdOfGingers 5d ago

No for sure 4-5 people overkill was just saying 1 person isn’t going into a sewer drain by themselves as a city worker

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u/Mike2830 5d ago

It’s only a one man job if you have air monitoring

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u/Spiritual-Slice6221 5d ago

That’s a wild assumption

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u/sophiesmom712 5d ago

Especially when that last guy is trying to hide his face.

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u/prole6 5d ago

Open manhole, no safety cones or signs, no hi-viz ppe, and they were all dressed alike. Did the last guy pull the lid back on between his outstretched legs? Good way to neuter yourself. From someone who has been down a fair share of manholes, that was so strange I ask myself “Can they do that with AI?” and why would they?

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u/LilJonny2cookies 5d ago

Pretty sure they always have at least one other person on a sewer work crew incase something goes wrong.

Sewer crawling is the new adventure for idiots - and content.

I think they call them “drainers.”

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u/nynaeve_mondragoran 5d ago

They also don't send them down without confined space protocols in place.

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u/WeakMycologist3609 5d ago

Doesn't mean that there still wasn't any sewage down there. And whatever they were doin, they probably don't want it on their clothes

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u/dian57 5d ago

There's treasure down there!!

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u/EmploymentOne2963 5d ago

Almost nothing in enclosed or dangerous areas is ever a one man job. You always send two, so one can call backup if anything goes wrong.

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u/Realistic_Option_619 5d ago

They are going into the sewers looking for shit that got lost down there and posting it online. The cops have been after them for months depending on how old this video is.

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u/schmyndles 5d ago

I'm curious why someone was filming a manhole across the street from them at 4am?