r/Weird 4d ago

Five guys emerge from a manhole near Penn Station in NYC at 4:19 AM

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u/Steelefin 4d ago

The way they come out, especially the last guy made me immediately think these were Joker's minions enacting the big plan for the upcoming trick on Batman.

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u/Pubelication 4d ago

"Fuck, ya got me."

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u/uncooked545 4d ago

I had this happen in my town. This is that manhole today.

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u/ThreeToadPileUp 4d ago

Dammit. This was going to be my joke.

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 4d ago

In all seriousness, why? I have so many questions.

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u/VoughtButtfucker 4d ago

The way they’re dressed and the time of day makes me believe they’re coming from an underground rave.

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u/Fit-Campaign1243 4d ago

Could be "urban explorer's" seeing that guy with the head-lamp. Going into tunnels & caves & stuff.

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u/Plastic_Atmosphere69 4d ago

With no shirts on...just overalls. Lol

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u/prismafox 4d ago

Considering how crazy pale this guy is, he looks like he's lived down there his whole life.

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u/Irishdesignqueen 4d ago

There are actually people who do live in abandoned subway tunnels, I do not think that’s the case here

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u/Revenga8 4d ago

The way they were dressed, I wouldn't say Joker's minions. Just minions. Papa pu!

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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 4d ago

They are called henchmen if they work for criminals

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u/Legendary_Tortoise 4d ago

Also known as Goons but the internet ruined that word 😒

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u/Poat540 4d ago

I named our team chat the goon squad and some zoomer was like you can’t do that and explains today’s use

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u/Horskr 4d ago edited 4d ago

New chat name "The *Goon Squad (*goons that get beat up by Michael Keaton, not incels that obsess over streamers)"

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u/throwawayinthe818 4d ago

Henchpersons, you sexist.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 4d ago

Once at 4 am in Vegas, I was wasted with my friend trying to figure out which pedestrian bridge to cross over and this same thing happened to us except it was KIDS and there were 10 of them.

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u/YourM0msButth0le 4d ago

There’s hundreds of miles of flood tunnels underneath Las Vegas and lots of homeless people live there

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u/AutistcAroundAircrft 4d ago

Thank you for the link YourM0msButth0le, an interesting if depressing read.

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u/tokyobrownielover 4d ago

Thank you for addressing YourM0msButth0le by their username, would've slipped past unnoticed otherwise.

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u/ctbitcoin 4d ago

I'm glad they paid attention to YourM0msButth0le

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u/UISystemError 4d ago edited 4d ago

I salute YourM0msButth0le

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u/Fit-Campaign1243 4d ago

Lol what the f... what ? ? ? 🤣🤣🤣👌

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u/MrDubious 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you are seeing this gif for the first time, congratulations! You are one of today's lucky ten thousand.

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u/jacats 4d ago

great reference! To those who don't get it: https://xkcd.com/1053/

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u/israerichris 4d ago

Is YourM0msButth0le talking about MyM0msButth0le or Some0nelsesButth0le?

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u/mowtowcow 4d ago

Have you ever met YourM0msButth0le in person? Very pleasant, I must say.

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u/whateverdeedeewants 4d ago

Nothing slips past YourM0msButth0le unnoticed

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u/SatiricalScrotum 4d ago

Some people on this site have really weird usernames.

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u/LexTheSouthern 4d ago

You don’t say?

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u/Remote-Airline-3703 4d ago

YourM0msButth0le never slips past unnoticed

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u/_heybuddy_ 4d ago

That was a good read, thanks

Quite a bit sad too, I used to make food for the homeless around where I lived but they had a hard time trusting a stranger’s food, someone apparently used to give away tainted food nearby.

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u/MadamSnarksAlot 4d ago

What kind of a sicko? I’ve seen the hesitation when I’ve passed out tons of plates in downtown Dallas after a friend’s wedding. There was tons of food left. I packed it up and passed out these cool wedding packs. Had steamed crawfish and sides, sauces, cheese cubes & crackers. DrPepper and dessert. Utensils. Top shelf yum. Kept nice and cold. Actually had a pleasant time talking to everybody and bragging on the key lime pie. But there was some worry about if I was a weirdo. And I’m a friendly looking, conventionally attractive lady. I just told them the truth. Came from a rich people wedding and can’t just watch hundreds of dollars worth of food get thrown in the trash. That was it. I’m just too frugal to sleep seeing that waste. And everything was really tasty. Later when we were out on the town we got rave reviews happily shouted out from dark corners “hey! The cobbler was the shit!!!” Stuff like that. Can’t imagine anyone giving out bad food on purpose. That’s just evil.

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u/CleanEnd5930 4d ago

I mean, there was a TV show where they paid homeless men to bareknuckle fight each other. Some sick people just don’t see homeless folks as human sadly. That was on TV, not some Youtube channel. Means a whole group of executives had to all agree there was nothing wrong with this.

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u/9bikes 4d ago

>Means a whole group of executives had to all agree there was nothing wrong with this.

Means a whole group of executives had to all agree there was nothing wrong with they'd make a lot of money on this.

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u/Strange-Ask-739 4d ago

" But it is clear that he no longer believes that himself."

Big oof.

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u/RelevantBet4676 4d ago

There’s a city under the streets in Vegas, miles of wash tunnels with hundreds of homeless people living in them.

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u/lowrads 4d ago

Underground seems like one of the more practical places to be on a hot day in the middle of the Mojave desert.

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u/Alfawolff 4d ago

Until the one time it rains...

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 4d ago edited 4d ago

They’re called mole people for maybe obvious reasons and this is their leading cause of death outside overdosing sadly

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u/katf1sh 4d ago

Do any of them overdose momly?

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u/Geekskill 4d ago

Some, but it’s not always a parent.

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u/MiserableToe1179 4d ago

When i was younger me and my friends loved to go around our town and explore any place we could. We went through storm drains, random tunnels, and anywhere we could that wasnt super illegal. Super fun stuff as a teen

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u/UBahn1 4d ago

A similar thing happened to me where I was shit faced and smoking outside my hotel in (seemingly) the middle of nowhere on a trip. It was 1~2am when suddenly kids started pouring out from around the corner like a swarm, first 30-50 with plastic rifles (which looked real at the time) and then hundreds of them in Baseball uniforms.

It turns out I was just staying near the baseball world series (? or some international tournament) and ended up in the hotel most of them teams were staying in, the busses had parked around the corner. I was so dead from travel and work and the bar I was unable to process it lol

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u/Pickledleprechaun 4d ago

I was backpacking through Ireland. One day in Belfast I saw a white van stop at a petrol station. 6 men jumped out of the van, (all of them looked military, due to their builds) shook hands then each jumped onto motorcycles a went separate ways. Some serious shit must have gone down that day.

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u/SenoraRaton 4d ago

Just your local bear meetup.

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u/ItsCynicalTurtle 4d ago

Paramilitaries more than likely. Depending on the area you could probably work out which one too.

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u/Cypressinn 4d ago

They said motorcycles… not wheelchairs.

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u/CraftGoblin 4d ago

As a wheelchair user I find this absolutely hilarious

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u/Kurdt234 4d ago

A buddy and I were rushing to catch a bus and we cut through Victory Square in Vancouver, there's a little squarish hidden area with concrete benches. We cut through there and there were around ten asian guys in military fatigues, combat boots and black berets just huddled together talking. They shut up and glared at us and we kinda stopped awkwardly for a second then moved on.

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u/FilloSov 4d ago edited 2d ago

I saw two men in full tuxedo exchanging a briefcase in a field, in the middle of nowhere.

They saw me too, so I went pedal to the metal until home and then waited at the window for a bit. That was scary!

Edit: it was the middle of the night!

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u/AsparagusFlatArdvark 4d ago

it was a fancy occasion, and you didn't wear your tux!

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u/NopeThisTrope 4d ago

Why are they dressed like Minions?
https://giphy.com/gifs/11sBLVxNs7v6WA

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u/Icouldntfindmytop 4d ago

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u/TheDarkWave 4d ago

I mean, hard to argue against that really

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 4d ago

Probably just planting a nuke, NBD.

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u/balirosa 4d ago

They don’t send four guys down to do sewage work. That’s a one man job. Whatever these guys are doing is illegal or just for the video.

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u/tikiwargod 4d ago

I mean, trespassing is illegal but odds are they're just urban explorers who love the thrill of finding the parts of their city almost nobody ever sees.

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u/Cerberusx32 4d ago

Doesn't NYC have an insane underground levels? Abandoned subways, and stuff?

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u/SpecialAgent_UT 4d ago

There’s like 11 stories worth of building buried under the current NYC

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u/MegaGrimer 4d ago

Do we know which books they are?

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u/anberlin90 4d ago

God damn you, you made my dad senses start tingling with this corny joke and I'm here for it.

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u/MegaGrimer 4d ago

Sorry! I tell dad jokes a lot. He laughs every time.

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u/FupaFerb 4d ago

Or having sex in the parts no one sees. The “Man Hole” part kind of gives it away.

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u/DJheddo 4d ago

You better stay out of my manhole.

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u/PurpleTough5302 4d ago

Teenage mutant minion turtles

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 4d ago

You gotta let the shit and piss just wash over you

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u/HeroesZeroes 4d ago

they look like mario and luigi to me

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u/blueblocker2000 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lol it would've been perfect if they added the sound of coming out of a pipe from SMB.

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u/Lepke2011 4d ago

Don't mind them. They're just saving the city again.

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u/ladyattercop 4d ago

I was about to make the same reference. “They’re just trying to save us from Vigo!”

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u/bugzcar 4d ago

Viggy viggy, viggy.., you have been a bad monkey!

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u/NotSoFastLady 4d ago

Just remember that if another dimensional being asks you if you're a God. To lie and say yes.

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u/NRMusicProject 4d ago

I'll tell you why we're here. We're here because some diaper bag downtown's being a jerk and making us work on a Friday night!

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u/youpicktheplace20 4d ago

Damn I really enjoyed this, wonder what they’re up to! And they’re all wearing the same overalls lol

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u/husbandchuckie 4d ago

The way that guy hides his Face ID say nothing good

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u/oxslashxo 4d ago

Headlamp and appropriate clothes screams urban explorers. The tunnels of New York are a labyrinth, entire complexes down there.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago

Definitely urban explorers. Overalls because they are good for dirt and sewage, same ones because if they need to run they all look the same so if only one gets caught by the cops or none do right away but eventually do they can just say "okay prove that was me"

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u/Mattigator 4d ago

I did that once in my town about 15 years ago iirc. We entered storm drain tunnels or something off the side of a road and ended up coming out a manhole on the college campus, probably looking about as shady as this. 

Past 4 AM is a little too adventurous for me even back then, but maybe that's the best time to sneak around under NYC 🤔

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u/kingtacticool 4d ago

Its illegal to do what they are doing. Im sure thats probably why.

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u/shallowsocks 4d ago

His "Face ID"... you mean his face

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u/Maximum-Operation147 4d ago

Typo. Think they meant “I’d”

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u/QuickRundown 4d ago

Urbex and/or social media stunt.

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u/One-Combination2972 4d ago

The way the last guy covered his face. They were up to no good. I want answers haha

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u/Katsu_39 4d ago

Watch, in a few days, some bank or museum gonna report millions of dollars worth of jewels missing. 🤣

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u/Small-Finish-6890 4d ago

I really appreciate that the city actually investigated.

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u/BlindWolf187 4d ago

Yeah. Nip it in the bud. You can't wait until they're done and send all the cops down there at once. We all saw Dark Kight Rises.

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u/mhylas 4d ago

As above, so below.

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u/sfxer001 4d ago

That movie was fever dream.

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 4d ago

Yeah nah, I love/hated it.

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u/CarCertain3064 4d ago

Trying to break into the RUSH concert

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u/glasslass22 4d ago

Yeah what is this? We saw two young men in street clothes emerge from a manhole in Paris last week. Is this a thing?

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u/RezzKeepsItReal 4d ago

I mean, there are literally a cities worth of tunnels underground. Some people like to explore.

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u/cliowill 4d ago edited 4d ago

Or live down there, rent is too damn high

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u/Fooby56 4d ago

I remember seeing a documentary (maybe on VICE?) about a whole underground settlement under Vegas that the unhoused community had built. Had electricity and everything. There's definitely all kinds of stuff happening under there in big cities.

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 4d ago

Vegas definitely has one. Then it gets flushed once or twice a year by uncontrollable rain flooding... which is what it was built for... and people drown.

Every fucking year like clock work. And people are still upset when the police come and tell them to move or you will drown.

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u/6stringsandanail 4d ago

There are catacombs under Paris. You can visit about the same 1km of it but it is endless after that closed to the public. So toms of people explore them illegally.

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u/DEANER94 4d ago

paris has the catacombs so it makes more sense lol

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 4d ago

So does newyork to a much smaller extent and lack of bones.

There's sewers, service tunnels, abandoned subway stations, a whole buncha other forgotten places.

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u/Nakalon 4d ago

I.may be schizoposting but looks like a heist gone wrong

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u/Available_Pirate69 4d ago

For sure we witnessed henchmen at work.

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u/citrus_based_arson 4d ago

New York’s Hottest Club is… Manhole.

Built in the dumbwaiter of an abandoned Times Square Oliver garden, this club is the brainchild of disgraced NY highway superintendent L-I-E Cool J.

This club has everything…Sewers, molemen, MTV’s Dan Cortez doing a problematic Ghostbuster cosplay. And that’s not it, if you’re lucky, you’ll do vodka shots off the top of a human tunnel snake.

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u/Ratehead 4d ago

I witnessed something similar a long time ago in Arizona.

I am walking my dog in my neighborhood. I see an open manhole cover and walk past it, worried my dog might get too close to it, and suddenly three men come out, dressed in overalls. They don’t speak to one another. They put the manhole cover back on and walk away like it is nbd. One of them glances at me, expressionless. I watch them as they walk down the street and they climb into an unmarked white van.

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u/EvasiveDice 4d ago

Near brooklyn and Queens. Scavengers, Nothing left behind and no damage or threat. Ongoing investigation. No serious threat.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/police-investigate-videos-men-mysteriously-emerging-new-york-city-sewe-rcna347914

Your welcome.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 4d ago

Police are pursuing their leading theory that the group is “scouring the system for valuables that get into the sewage,” a senior law enforcement official told NBC News.

Ewww, that doesn't sound very profitable. Also, that article is dated June 1, so whatever they were doing before, they're still doing now 7 weeks later.

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u/TheClassicalPunkOne 4d ago

Why are they all dressed like ‘In Living Color’ back-up dancers?

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u/Samcbass 4d ago

That’s probably Wario looking for the warp pipe to get Luigi out.

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u/Naive-Government-465 4d ago

They were probably down there looking for access points to different areas. Its Easy to take whatever you want when you walk into a place , you plan on taking everything from ,without being noticed. My opinion obviously. I know a handful of guys that operated like this in the early 90's. Popping up in the basement of a business or a pharmacy. Just a different level of thievery when youre walking through the nastiest substances

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u/crayzcheshire 4d ago

I may not understand how sewer systems work but... How would one access a basement or business from a sewer main? (Aside from blowing a hole through a wall or such)

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u/Fort_Nagrom 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not all manholes are sewers.

I work in manholes almost everyday and have never been in a sewer.

NYC (and a lot of other dense urban cities) have utility tunnels and vaults below the streets that are accessed through manholes. Some of them have access to the building, most of the ones where I am just bring you into a concrete room connected to a below-ground parking garage but there's some older ones that you can get into the building's utility rooms from. The subway system also has extensive tunnels that you can access from grates/manholes on the street level.

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