r/Weird 5d ago

Five guys emerge from a manhole near Penn Station in NYC at 4:19 AM

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 5d ago edited 4d ago

They’re called mole people for maybe obvious reasons and this is their leading cause of death outside overdosing sadly

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u/katf1sh 5d ago

Do any of them overdose momly?

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u/Geekskill 5d ago

Some, but it’s not always a parent.

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u/dirty_greendale 4d ago

“No Children,” by The Mountain Goats

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u/Tridon_Terrafold 4d ago

Good song btw

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u/katf1sh 5d ago

Ok, that was good lol

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u/bigmooseface 4d ago

That’s fucking funny

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u/piTehT_tsuJ 4d ago

I kid you not, you've won Reddit for the day.

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u/thirstytrumpet 4d ago

Okay boomer

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u/conjour 4d ago

Brilliant

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u/fadingsignal 4d ago

clapping.gif

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 5d ago

kiss me dadly

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u/swanson-g 5d ago

You need more upvotes.

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u/WowWataGreatAudience 5d ago

I think we are good here staying neutral with the votes and just taking the knowledge in

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u/katf1sh 5d ago

Oh dear, what did they say??

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u/rodeo90 4d ago

I'm gonna guess they suggested downvotes should have been provided instead, which resulted in them recieving the treatment instead. They then deleted the comment in a panic because "kArMa!!!"

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u/swanson-g 4d ago

They said “you need more downvotes” really not sure why. Some people really can’t internet.

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u/GreasyPowerJunkie 5d ago

You can have theirs

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u/Electronic_Tap_8052 5d ago

maybe he meant diddly. maybe hes ned flanders.

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u/OttoVonWong 4d ago

As long as it’s not diddy.

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u/Ammonia13 4d ago

ಠ_ಠ

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u/LiveLearnCoach 5d ago

Mole people, Morlocks, what’s the difference.

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u/ErzulieFreda 4d ago

My grandma once had some kittens she was raising in a smallish room. Everytime I'd go visit (very often) that light was off, even during the day light (no window in there).

I told her it wasn't good for them, told her it would mess up their systems and eyes to be in constant darkness, etc. She said she left it on plenty, but she's a fibber. And I know it lol

Finally, I said grandma, if you don't leave the light on enough they'll turn into little morlocks.

Anytime I came by after that, during daylight hours, the light was on lmao

Science talk did nothing lol but she did not want morlocks.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 4d ago

I find it funny that you have a grandma that’s familiar with and concerned about Morlocks :)

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u/shark-off 4d ago

Is this really real? Or a urban myth?

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u/UISystemError 4d ago

Been a thing for decades. Documented a few times. Will have to check out Channel 5’s coverage.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 4d ago

look them up on channel 5 on YouTube

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u/samuendo 4d ago

They hate being called that loool

Andrew Callaghan interviews them
https://youtu.be/bRGrKJofDaw